Joe Cumia attempted to “hack” and shutdown my Reddit account via password spamming
119 2019-06-30 by I-take-beast-shits
Reddit was forced to shutdown my account due to “suspicious activity” a mere hour after posting a Joe Cumia thread.
Joe spammed the fuck out of my account in an attempt to get it locked out.
Be on the lookout folks, this geriatric “veteran” thinks he’s tech savy.
46 comments
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-30
You really pissed him off with this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/c7dn7r/joe_cumia_100_factual_information_is_posted_in/
He reported it for "targeted harassment". No it isn't, Joe. You're a public figure, a founder of Opie & Anthony show, and topical to this sub.
1 detroitjerkoff 2019-06-30
He got me a three day ban. I attempted to post the screenshots but I might still be banned idk
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-30
Anthony's live-in prostitute is also always here under multiple alts, fyi.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-06-30
Ha. I wonder how many other people from their actual lives come here to laugh at them. Probably a lot.
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-06-30
All of them.
1 BergStonewall 2019-06-30
That doesn’t though. Joe said he’s done with us.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-30
Slow Joe has never come after me. He knows I would destroy him. Either that, or he can’t spell my name right. Duuuurrrrrrr I’m Joeth mooooooooo 🐮
You can’t, because you’ve never accomplished a damn thing and never will. Isn’t that right, u/Doxxer100? Why not doxx me, genius?
You know what’s funny, Joe? Most men your age are completing a satisfying career and planning fun and rewarding retirement plans, including healthy Social Security payments from decades of paying into the system. You have none of that because your busking and mooching career entitles you to nothing. Mrs. Walsh’s dead husband and your failure younger brother are your only sources of sustenance. HA HA HOLY SHIT! 🐮
1 FedallahX 2019-06-30
Who's Mrs. Walsh?
1 Killgore 2019-06-30
The witch he lives with.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-30
Cryptkeeper Carol, Joe’s beard/girlfriend.
She still gets money from her dead husband Walsh. Even dead he’s a better provider than Slow Joe. Thus, out of respect for him, I call the seahag “Mrs. Walsh”
1 FezzyMarie 2019-06-30
How did you find this out? Ho Lee Shit is right. First time hearing this
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-30
I did some research on her first husband and her past. I’m curious about anyone who would willfully spend time with that asswipe. I don’t have much besides the Walsh name and her high school bullshit. Fittingly her school’s mascot was a Wolverine. Unclear whether they named it after her or it was a coincidence.
Bovine Joe himself bragged about how they weren’t married because she gets a monthly check from the departed’s estate, but loses it if she remarries. Slow Joe 🐮 thought it would make us Redditards jealous. Moooooooo.
1 fokm 2019-06-30
Is there anyone he doesn’t leech off of? Jesus.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-06-30
If he can leech, he leeches. Nice legacy, stupid old man.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-30
Joe Cumia would brag about leeching off of a dead man like it was something to be proud of.
1 BergStonewall 2019-06-30
Imagine the lengthy fb diatribe
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-30
Selden’s finest.
1 FezzyMarie 2019-06-30
Thank you for your autism
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-30
You’re welcome
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-30
Hey, must be nice.
Unlike you, Joe has expressed a sincere desire to physically assault me on several occasions.
I live a life of fear. I never stay in any one place too long. I had to borrow thousands from relatives who were all too eager to give it to me- they know what a serious threat a New York motorcycle gang boss like Joe Cumia truly is.
Now I spend my days on the road, eating at a different diner for every meal, sleeping in a different hotel room each night.
I know this is not sustainable but I've got no other options. Once I stop running, that's the day I will hear the low pitched moo of death.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-30
One day you'll get that knock at your door.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-30
You’re the Mooooogitive
1 PretzlKing 2019-06-30
Joe will read your post, and it will make him happy, knowing he’s winning.
1 Jungies 2019-06-30
Where I live that's legally considered the "Breaking" part of "Breaking and Entering".
Hopefully he's masked his IP lest you send the popo after him.
(Fuck, can you imagine him in court trying to argue his way out of a hacking felony?)
1 cthulhu_110 2019-06-30
SUBPOENA!
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-30
OBJECTION! CIVIL DAMAGES! TORT LAW! DISCOVERY PHASE!
1 hulkanator 2019-06-30
"So so so so so there's this website called imagur..."
1 Jungies 2019-06-30
That's exactly what he'd do; he'd try to explain why his actions were justified and forget to cover up committing a felony.
1 hiv_general 2019-06-30
HAHA redditard now all he has to do is spend a meagre hour anytime someone posts a negative post about him spamming passwords. You just revealed your own ignorance.
-cumiacrew
1 nkid299 2019-06-30
your comment made my smile merci
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-30
International curmudgeons killin' it for us taday!
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-06-30
Joe certainly has a dizzying intellect
1 leedsjr 2019-06-30
Just wait til he gets started!
1 Whiplash91 2019-06-30
Hahaha, It's amazing how Joe can continuously surprise me with his stupidity. The sub will never cease because of that man's inability to not make an ass of himself. Thank you Joe for being you.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-30
He decided that this sub was calling itself Nana and he wasn't curious enough to find out why, he only wanted to starve Nana, but in the end, he overfed her.
1 lemskroob 2019-06-30
That shit happened to me the other day (Saturday, i think), too.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-30
This is not only a father but a guy in his 60s. What a misprioritising old cunt
1 Jim_Stancil 2019-06-30
Maybe he forget which account was his?
Sometimes I forget and send password resets to Joe’s twitter thinking it was mine.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-06-30
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1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-30
Hi Joe. I know you're reading this. You're such an ugly fuck that you had to settle for a 2 because you cannot get bitches. Go ahead and brag about your testosterone shots or how your 2 pisses all over the bed while you raise her kids, bitch. Go right ahead.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-06-30
Is Joe seriously still around? Christ. What a complete loser.
1 snargfursk 2019-06-30
That sounds a bit too advanced for Bovine Joe.
1 636837000 2019-06-30
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-06-30
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1 insertclevereference 2019-06-30
Joe doesn't know how to do that shit.
I got the same message about a burner account I haven't posted with in years.
1 Frequent2001 2019-06-30
no way this imbecile used a proxy too, maybe reddit will send a complaint to his isp..
i got one of those a long time ago after trying to bruteforce porn websites.