Reminder: Joe flat out admitted he cruises at the Big Apple Ranch:
41 2019-06-30 by GinFoss
Taken from Joseph Cumia's fourth final Reddit farewell address:
"I’ll ride off into the sunset on my Asian iron horse (2008 Yamaha Road Star Silverado Midnight 1700cc cruiser... in mint condition... GARAGE KEPT!), proudly displaying a SAMCRO patch on my cut and holding my head 6’1” high with no child spit in sight, cruising right on by the Big Apple Ranch"
8 comments
1 GinFoss 2019-06-30
(okay I'll be fair to Joe and say I eliminated the following text at the end: "without any thought of stopping in whatsoever...")
but still, it counts
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-30
Better he heads to Compound media studios and gets back his company from the claws of Crooked Keith, but no... he desperately wants to establish himself as a laughing stock of this sub. Sad! Even the fantasy writer had more self-respect
1 Jungies 2019-06-30
I mean, we joke around on here about it, but given how much of Joe's fortune depends on the success of Compound Media, he'd be a fool to not actively manage that investment.
Anthony's always needed a kick in the ass to do his job, and Keith's clearly got no idea what he's doing (and has said as much in the past). Plus, how much does Keith really care, given that he can always fall back on his police pension if it goes under? Compound needs a firm hand, preferably from someone with a background in the entertainment industry - and who better than Brother Joe?
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-06-30
Anthony goes to Fire Island every chance he gets. Hiding in plain sight...?
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-06-30
Joe is an utter udder.
1 Persianschlong 2019-06-30
Garage kept is a great concept in general, except when you're dealing with a tank top wearing dunderheaded white trash slob like Joe.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-30
Poor Joe could have bought the Big Apple Ranch if Keith the Cop wasn't so inept and had control over Compound Media. He could have had all those men to himself.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-06-30
"GARAGE KEPT!" What an insecure dunderhead.