An ongoing list of Anthony Cumia's worst moments
2 2019-06-30 by wwendell
+ Spent his pre-teen years crying all the time
+ His entire view of the black race is based on a classmate that stole money from him (because of the above info)
+ Injured himself trying to punch Boomer Esiason
+ High school dropout (no GED either)
+ Was so unattractive that he spent his post-high school years trying to bang high school girls (illegal in most cases)
+ Had no ambition—worked years as a laborer and was fine with shitting in buckets in his work van
+ Thought he and his idiot. equally talentless brother would be the next Van Halen
+ Married the first girl he could find—his brother's sloppy seconds—in order to hide his bisexuality
+ Spent close to a decade with a woman he didn't love simply so he could appear more masculine
+ Penned the worst parody song in music history
+ Partnered with an up-and-coming Long Island radio host, Gregg "Opie" Hughes—and would spend the next 20 years taking advantage of and gaslighting him
+ Was so cowardly he bought his wife a high-priced lawyer during their divorce
+ Settled his divorce case after his wife threatened to talk about their sex life (which most likely included men)
+ Put his family on a never-ending payroll—including his older brother, Joe
+ Hooked up with a 20-something who blew an intern on his radio show; let her move into his home
+ He and Jim Norton would spend off-hours talking behind Opie's back, despite Opie practically gifting them multi-million dollar, multi-year gigs
+ Took a teenager to his high school reunion; was surprised none of his old classmates were impressed
+ Would regularly drink and drive; bragged about it on his radio show
+ Would have relationships with 17-year-olds; bragged about it on his radio show as well
+ Would spend the next few years ranting against the black community in the United States, despite the fact that he was no model citizen either (the Cumias love projecting)
+ Was catfished by a middle-aged man; thought he was speaking to a pre-teen and planned on grooming her
+ Has regularly been caught liking pictures of underage girls on various social media platforms
+ Fired from his own radio show for racist tweets
+ Assaulted his 20-something girlfriend and would brag about it
+ Had all his guns taken away
+ Refused to see his dying mother in the last years of her life; doesn't think that was a problem
+ Is in denial that he's running his business into the ground
+ Continues to be a racist, alcoholic pedophile
3 comments
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-06-30
Very comprehensive.
1 tjdon 2019-06-30
He was driving and in a band in his early 20’s. He was not dating high schoolers, he was dating middle schoolers still.
1 JansHammer 2019-06-30
-had his driver's license suspended.
-I'm sure his concealed weapon permit was revoked.