Joe Cumia Philosophy 101: Fail at something, then make it sound like the failure is even better
57 2019-06-29 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK
Fail at becoming a musician: play other people's songs and make it sound like bands that play original music are all losers who make no money.
Fail at being a man: have low testosterone. Cut a video making it look like cool people need to inject testosterone just to be a man.
Fail at being an entertainer: latch onto your brother and wildly peacock with your $60k/year allowance.
Fail as a dad: invent other kids and pretend that you're their father as well (a father of four?) and that you're doling out life lessons about patriotism and respect.
These are just a couple of examples.
13 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-29
Vurrry good
1 Superbad415 2019-06-29
You know he thinks he “raised” his 2 sisters.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-29
I though the only had one si-- ohhhh
haha, nice
1 OlGravylegz 2019-06-29
Its the hot new bit in town: tell a friend
1 AllThePeople17 2019-06-29
I’d say he did raise them by definition. However, he couldn’t have failed more than he did. A whore and a fag are the fruits of his labour. Nice going the only guitarist more simple than the Edge!
1 tjdon 2019-06-29
Dawn is a lovely woman. With the obstacles she overcame her sanity is a miracle
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-29
he means 'braised'
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or spit roasted
1 bruisedreed84 2019-06-29
Fail as a son: pretend your mother doesn’t exist and then justify yourself by claiming that she wouldn’t recognize you anyway! It was the right thing to do.
1 bruisedreed84 2019-06-29
Fail to defend reputation on People’s Court: Claim judge is a former libtarded Hollywood actress and post a pic of her floppy tits on the beach. JUSTICE RESTORED!
1 DynamiteThunder6 2019-06-29
Between that and the dentist, “Look at me” shit, he really doesn’t know how to just be a normal guy. He’s got the mind of a 6th grader who wants to show off, but he has nothing to show off
1 Skip4play 2019-06-29
He likes taking pics in front of other peoples belongings because he thinks it makes him cooler.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-29
Drive a faggoty little girls car: Say it gets great highway miles.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-06-29
Can't grow hair. Lies about intentionally being bald.