This piece of shit actually thought he would become a rock star

39  2019-06-29 by schmuckOnWheels

38 comments

The night staulker?

That was a Mexican. This guy is darker

David Slowie

Ummm I'll have you that almost journey gets paid 10 GRAND per SHOW!

I doubt the real Journey makes that much

Bovine Joe and The Mooos.

sleazy gay vaughn

“Guitar player, singer, writer for over 50 years. I make my living playing great music for appreciative fans and will continue to do so for the rest of my life!”

He doesn’t make a living doing any of those things.

I'm a musician for a living. If I wanted to just survive, I'd probably have to do 4 gigs a week at maybe $200ish a piece. I sometimes do more than that, plus I do freelance work so I can live pretty comfortably.

Joe's schedule has shown no more than like 3 gigs a month. Unless a shitty bar is paying $20,000 for Almost Journey, it's almost like he's a fat untalented lazy boomer faggot who got so fucking lucky his brother is spineless.

He looks like a slightly gayer Paul Stanley here

Queen Simmons

Dong Scott

Prince(ss)

Alanis moooaset

Alanis Moorasette

Joe makes Patti Smith look like Jennifer Connelly.

He is definitely a Rock'n'roll NIGGER.

Arabic Garfunkel

so so so so -- just because I can't play an instrument or sing means I'm not a musician?

Steve Bi

Ozzy Fuckitshortlyafteritsbourne

Long journey but worth it

Fail Collins

If his genetics and his intelligence’s schedule had matched up. He probably would have been.

Instead he’ll forever be craving the missed opportunity of tasting Milla’s fartbox.

Yea, they clashed instead.

Rick Shitfield

Pat Benatard

Jimi Shimdix

Bruce Dickinass

Eddie Cockring

Nikki Suxx

Silly Nelson.

Dinglebert Pumperdick

Men Not at Work

David Lee Sloth

Fatboy NotSlim

Peddy lee

He looks like Lou Reed except he never stopped being gay or had any talent