If Jim was just a couple inches shorter, if his face was just a little more of a featureless blob, if he had no neck instead of it being the same circumference as his head...he would have some genetic disfigurement and could get some mileage out of that. But he's just a short ugly worm.
It's like how Joe would have gotten special help in school and social services support in adulthood if he were legally retarded instead of ten points above the cutoff.
We we're going to grab a drink after this but our schedules clashed. She joked all the men in Hollywood are 5'4 or taller and she liked finally looking down on a man. No joke.
22 comments
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-29
She's wearing flats and crouching and still towers over dumb jim.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-29
She needs a real man who is 6'1.
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-06-29
Because they can’t ‘do’ anything. No one takes a 5’5” dude seriously, what’s he going to do, call a full-grown man for help?
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-06-29
Norton always looks like he got his suits from the lost and found.
1 wbgreen 2019-06-29
If Jim was just a couple inches shorter, if his face was just a little more of a featureless blob, if he had no neck instead of it being the same circumference as his head...he would have some genetic disfigurement and could get some mileage out of that. But he's just a short ugly worm.
It's like how Joe would have gotten special help in school and social services support in adulthood if he were legally retarded instead of ten points above the cutoff.
1 DUDE_WHERES_MY_CARMA 2019-06-29
Both of these people are listed as 5' 7" on google. I wonder who's lying.
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-29
I wonder who downvoted this post
1 leedsjr 2019-06-29
Holy shit that’s true. And she’s not even standing straight up. Is he even 5’2”???
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-06-29
I have stood next to Jim Morton and can confirm he is no taller than 5'5".
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-29
I’m 6’5” and he only came up to about the bottom of my shoulder.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-29
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
1 Attonitus1 2019-06-29
You're getting downvoted but he does actually have all the signs: Small head, undeveloped jaw, thin upper lip, smooth philtrum...
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-29
Those SCUUUMBAAAAAGS!
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-06-29
I’m not sure the little fruit is over 5’
1 realestassdude 2019-06-29
I would be so happy if I heard about a security guard fucking him up when he approached the wrong celebrity for a photo.
1 Attonitus1 2019-06-29
We we're going to grab a drink after this but our schedules clashed. She joked all the men in Hollywood are 5'4 or taller and she liked finally looking down on a man. No joke.
Also, scumbags put beer nuts in the snack basket.
1 mikejmarvin 2019-06-29
Fez isn't
1 PhishInVa2 2019-06-29
Ha! The worm is barely taller than Sue Lightening, at a reported 5’3”-5’4”
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-06-29
Sue is a bit under six feet tall and physically dominates the entire OnA universe, except for Man Mountain Joe and his towering 6'1" frame.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-06-29
Brothaman is the only normal one
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-06-29
She looks visibly uncomfortable standing next to that worm.
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-29
she's so charitable, doing movies about caring about retards and standing next to Jim. That Sandy is a good egg