Also despite preparing for it all his life the one time a raging black person ready to kill did come to his house he couldnt find his fucking gun. Fuck.

he couldn't even fight-off a 65lb waif of a girl, I don't think he'll do well against a gang of G-boyz

Just wait until he needs to file as a sex offender.

I'd be pissed too if people were parking all over the place and partying all night. The neighbors must yell over the wall Joe, learn some new SRV songs already!!!

Funnily enough, his house's property values have in fact plummeted since he bought his McManson at the worst possible time.

He caused a huge decline in property values the day he moved in.

Yeah, but he has a pool *and* a hot tub.

And he’s having fun.

Don't forget the dinosaur statue!

"They're a bunch of uncaged animals... Now hold my Bud Light while I buzz the playground of this middle school."

Similarly, Joe IS the person he constantly invites to come fight him--detached from reality, shamelessly self-aggrandizing, perpetually lurking about anonymously, and most despicably, revelling in the misfortunes of others, including some who actually did right by him ( Judge Milian and Josh Fonner come to mind).

Hey! I resemble that remark..

If its any consolation Joe will likely never defeat his worst self, just as he isn't likely to beat anyone who takes him up on his offer.

he thought he was really cheeky when he made make a comment like this and then say “you know who” followed by a groan

At this point, after recently listening to a little bit of his George Zimmerman defense, I want him to get home invaded by the ultimate street nigga gang. Get black people from Broward County FL, Zone 6 GA, Chicago, Camden NJ, give them all Glocks with 30 clips, and just drop them off in front of his house and say "hit that lick right there". He'd shit his pants and get his twitter account banned with another tirade, 2 birds 1 stone.

His house is built for getting robbed.

It’s right off the Northern Parkway. Easy getaway. He used to be a much better target, when he actually had money.