He looks like a ghost

He came back to scare Ebenezer Scrooge

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1938-xmas-marley.jpg

Not white enough to be a ghost.

The Chinese would call him 黑色幽灵 , or black ghost.

That liver must be shriveled like Fred from Brooklyn’s dick

That filter makes it look like her caught Hep-C from barebacking a trap

Or went barking up the wrong dick

He looks like Mother Teresa's ghost with AIDS.

Becoming irreversibly pale from illness is his only chance of being white

He's a claymation figure.

Missy looks up after swallowing his load and immediately sticks a pair of scissors in her own neck.

Who dis Emperor Palpatine lookin’ ass negro

Dorian Gay

Haggard 100

Ant Vigoda mourns his own death

Look at that twinkle in his eye!

He's a reanimated corpse, basically.

The face of a 70 year old man with a birds nest on his head.

Who dressed up the pickled cadaver?

Anthony Peppers