Less than half of the seats are sold. 9 comedians can’t sell out a venue that Bobby Kelly sells out twice in a night. Anthony is living in obscurity with his delusions.
Shit, you weren't kidding. I've NEVER seen the ability to buy 25 tickets at once on ANY site. They must be incredibly desperate to moove their inventory.
There is, of course, no cart timeout to release the tickets back. Can we all park 25 tickets in a shopping cart so even if some rube does want to go, they can't? That would be a great bit.
I'm sure it doesn't work this way, but I really hope the venue sees 25 tickets in the cart and their spirits are lifted. Woo Hoo!! We might break even on this event after all!!!! And then they just sit in the cart, never to be purchased.
Oh that is not what I pictured. He has way more hair and teeth and way less belly, tattoos, and retardation than I expected. He does resemble a less deformed Brad Williams but way to be semi-normal living in a proper house.
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1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-28
Less than half the stated audience apparently
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-28
Who?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-28
Helloooo..... Shane Gillis and crew.
1 MCLyleStyle 2019-06-28
I’m not sure I would go even if someone paid me to.
1 leopold_leopoldovich 2019-06-28
Everyone has a price.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-28
A juul and a soundbar
1 Jungies 2019-06-28
You think Ant can be bothered to go to it?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-28
There's a live podcast & q&a afterwards!!!
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-28
Followed by a solo Joe show
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-28
I always read that as Slow Joe Show
1 smashthafunk 2019-06-28
"Just like Eric!"
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-28
Obviously a joke: I hope nobody twitters Anth re cancelling Joe's show
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-28
Gregorian chants?!?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-06-28
tap-tap tap-tap tap-tap TAP TAP TAP
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-28
Q&A...
Joe: are you carrying your White supremacist violence license?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-28
I would have went if I had known this and the best medium for advertising would have been a billboard.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-06-28
How many sharpies and Fiji water will Ant have stacked in front of him?
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-28
Ant leave the house? There might be negros or teenagers outside.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-06-28
Who's ant?
1 helobious1 2019-06-28
Brother Ant. He was some bit player in one of superstar producer/guitarist/father of 4 Joe Samcro Cumia's music videos.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-28
He can get wasted on the job. That's the only thing that can make him "work" on a Friday.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-28
Hopefully there's a gas leak.
1 killgav 2019-06-28
Who?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-28
Mike Ward gonna be there. Trust me, you don't want to miss it.
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-06-28
Oddly enough, he's a household name where I'm from. Every show of his is sold out and his 'Sous Écoute' podcast is huge.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-06-28
Here in America we don’t give a fuck about that hack loser
1 BrotherJoeFan 2019-06-28
Levittown is a shit hole
1 LamarThePotato 2019-06-28
Who? What?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-28
You been living under a rock or something???
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-06-28
The only reason i know what that is is from Kevin Brennan promoting it by explaining what a huge failure it is
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-06-28
So, so, so you're SAYING my BROTHER, ANTHONY CUMIA, is using ticket sale REVENUE from this EVENT to buy child BRIDES from poor algerian GOAT herders.
Just BECAUSE he likes FUCKING CHILDREN?Thats a little FAR FETCHED. 😎😎😎
1 tjdon 2019-06-28
Revenue. Heh. Good one. Even if he pays the comedians in exposure he’ll lose money.
1 aRTie02150 2019-06-28
I can't wait for the highlights.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-28
I've heard Patrice will be there.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-06-28
No Patrice died of sugar years ago, sir.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-06-28
I've been told blacks aren't allowed.
1 tjdon 2019-06-28
Less than half of the seats are sold. 9 comedians can’t sell out a venue that Bobby Kelly sells out twice in a night. Anthony is living in obscurity with his delusions.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-28
Shit, you weren't kidding. I've NEVER seen the ability to buy 25 tickets at once on ANY site. They must be incredibly desperate to moove their inventory.
There is, of course, no cart timeout to release the tickets back. Can we all park 25 tickets in a shopping cart so even if some rube does want to go, they can't? That would be a great bit.
1 TheElDan 2019-06-28
Think we found Joe’s new alt, boys.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-28
I'm sure it doesn't work this way, but I really hope the venue sees 25 tickets in the cart and their spirits are lifted. Woo Hoo!! We might break even on this event after all!!!! And then they just sit in the cart, never to be purchased.
1 traffich 2019-06-28
Well gorgeous I's pumped for Spik Brodsy, Casimir Honkquist, Bolo Rumpumpi but gonna pass on Brad Funkock cause who the zumock is that loser even
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-06-28
Take a lap.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-28
You could have told me that already happened yesterday and I would have not had a clue
1 TacolasCage 2019-06-28
Isn't that shit like $65?
1 craigshinkleboutit 2019-06-28
is super humman going to be there? https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1143685484381708288
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-06-28
Inbreeding is hilarious.
1 Midian9876 2019-06-28
That retard is more entertaining than anything CM ever put out
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-28
Oh that is not what I pictured. He has way more hair and teeth and way less belly, tattoos, and retardation than I expected. He does resemble a less deformed Brad Williams but way to be semi-normal living in a proper house.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-28
E C DUB E C DUB E C DUB
1 MonsterSteve 2019-06-28
Can someone tell me what the all star lineup looks like?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-28
It look like the 50s space program!!!
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-28
I can’t wait to hear Jim talk about it on Monday. I mean, he IS gonna support his friend, right?