Vic will step up.

opester will replenish his jeep cherokee

I would love Opie to go out on deliveries and call it “Meat and greets from the passenger seat”.

you know, that ain't bad.

Vic don't do shit unless he gets paid.

Because he really doesn’t have money, I heard him complaining about it to a female friend of his outside of Whole Foods.

Woah, he can’t afford Whole Foods buddy,

He will take coupons as payment tho

ama on reddit

I wanna see his dick pics he talk it up so much

Just a lil taste

Death.

It comes for all us brotherman

Hopefully for Opie sooner than later.

He has a producer to book him guests and he has his podcast equipment. Maybe he will join another podcast network eventually. It sounds like he has accepted that he isn't going to make any money doing it and is just doing it for fun.

Can you get podcasting equipment into the city though?

Sounds right, also Carl just opened a restaurant in the city of Manhattan, home to 8 million, so he has a lot going on

Back to xm cohosting for Ron bennington. The Ron and Opie show.

No. The Opie & Ron Show.

Show some respect, brothaman.

Hopefully he finally starts producing brother-man brother-man vodka

4 percent grapefruit beer

Or one of tequilas with a worm inside the bottle.

Divorce and suicide.

you need to understand something about the opester, chum. opie is the most miserable out of the three. by far. his entire life revolves around broadcasting, pal, and the realization that he is absolutely talentless and worthless at his lifes dream is weighing on the opesters tits like a two ton boulder. this dream comes before bams wife and opies retard child when it comes to priorities.

the only way for him to save his ego is to try to prove to himself that jim and ant didnt carry him. this will lead the opester down one failed podcast after another until he dies a miserable death.

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

What about all the fishing and summers in the hamptons with his wife and kids? He could be podcasting and sitting home drinking like a degenerate. He makes adult choices, like a regular adult.

you mean that christmas the opester spent on a beach alone podcasting? oh ho hee ho ha hee my ribs, folks. the mans got no friends or family. he literally has to pay people $750 a day to endure being around him, and a platform he paid to be on fired him..LOOOOOL

oh my sides. what an absolute failure of a man..my livers about to pop, folks. oh jee whiz. also, opie is an active pedophile

Yes. Glad you get it.

Why do you hate Opie so much, outside the usual reasons? I know he ruined some classic bits but he's not done anything I can really hate. I can goof on him but I could never hate him.

oh i could go through a laundry list, pal, but i doubt youd want a list. in short, hes every single trait i dislike in people balled up into one balding fat titted feminine pedophile faggot.

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

Raising his kids, becoming a grandfather,and growing old with his beautiful wife. You know, all the things Him and Anthony will never do. Except for the growing old part.

mastectomy

He’s a millionaire. I don’t actually give a fuck.