Cows don't get turned into glue. You're thinking of horses.

Some of the boys down at the Big Apple Ranch have no problem spit roasting one.

Elmer's lied to me

Has-been? He has never accomplished anything of significance in his life.

We should have a sticky post listing all of Joe's upcoming gigs. Hate to miss one.

/u/Doxxer100 became OBSESSED with me and SEETHED with rage wanting to 'beat me up'... because - aside from run-of-the-mill mocking isolated to here, as well as grandiloquent douchebaggery - all I wanted to do was

SEE HIM PLAY LIVE to see if I had treated him unfairly, was harming the dreams and goals of an legit family man and actual entertainer who caught a bum rap for protecting his lil bro/meal ticket, and re-evaluate my trolling.

I've even talked about how I saw E-Rock at Caroline's and dude was such a visible mess from alcohol abuse and was SO butthurt from the very sparse mocking he gets here, that I legit felt bad for him and felt contrite for contributing even a bit to his state of mind.

But NooOOoOoOoOOoOOO good ol' "preconceived contempt/reading comprehension" Joe simply could NOT comprehend that. And instead decided to cunt about instead of attempting to flip a detractor into a fan, particularly one who goes to A LOT of live shows in NYC and knows a few people. While I didn't expect him or anyone to care or believe that, if you thought someone might materially impact you positively, would you then go all over the Internet threatening to murder him?

Joe-sightedness: "I'll keep being a cunt now instead of fixing things that might help me later."

Like that old guy in Mighty Ducks said, Joe's not even a hasbeen. He's a neverwas.

Oh no will we go to jail?

Yes, Internet jail. That is, someone might send you a really shittily worded email telling you to stop, or else.

Fuck that sounds terrifying. I hate confrontation from strong authority figures.

Anthony? Is that you?

SUBPOENA

Hey u/DOXXER100 , I’m proud to say I’ve been very active in alerting the public and public venues about your racism and pro-pedophilic tendencies. I stand by every word and have never lied about your record, but I’m sure your incessant whining to mods would work if you kept it up.

I’m hurt that you haven’t used your towering intellectual acumen to get me banned. I mean, I’ve gotten you banned a lot! Too busy chewing your cud and mooing into a cheap Chinese mic? Moooooooooo, Slow Joe. Mooooooooooo!

Stupid boomer! Haha 🐮

I always miss out on all the Joe fun because you dumb faggots always downvote him and his posts into oblivion. The only times I ever find out he showed up is from a post like this commenting on him showing up.

These threads make me feel bad for Joe. I start to think “nobody deserves this much unrelenting abuse” then joe posts and I think, “except him”.

I think whenever he does post to something, it should be immediately stickied or something. I wanna join in on the Joe fun too but its hard since whenever he shows up that post immediately get buried to at least the second page.

If I wanted to be left alone I'd definitely post stupid shit so nobody forgets me and then get them banned for replying. Bovine brilliance at it's best