The Bud Light depresses the behavioural inhibitory centers in the front half of the cerebral cortex, producing an enzyme called alcohol dehydrogenase, which converts alcohol into acetaldehyde which blocks vasopressin, making 13 year old girls far more attractive for sexual procreation and the like.
7 2019-06-26 by redditsipowillsuck
7 comments
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-06-26
Long Island bejeweled machine elves
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-26
Feed Nana
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-06-26
“The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that black aren't people."
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-26
Definitely wouldn't surprise me if McKenna actually did turn out to be a pederast.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-26
He does have that vibe.
1 alveolae 2019-06-26
There's a reason they wiped all his DMT mandalas the moment he ciscended.
1 alveolae 2019-06-26
Done any non-sexual procreation lately?