When would Jay ever have had to use a sledgehammer for any reason? Or any other to for that matter?

Hopefully to tie it to a rope swing and send it into his own skull

Yeah with a toe-trigger attachment

Breaking into a Hot Topic after hours. His chain wallet was confiscated by the TSA, and he couldn’t go on stage without it.

He's never worked any kind of labor job. These stupid pictures are probably the only time he's held a hammer in general.

He uses a hammer to smash traditional beard neckline norms.

He's going to eat it

Not unless it was a giant lobster.

Jelly Rollins

That's a salad I'm not going to toss.

If you're gonna play pretend and make believe you swing a hammer all day in the hot sun for a living, maybe tan your fucking face before the shoot you hack fraud

At least Patrice had the balls to approach women himself & propose a threeway, unlike this gelatinous hack who lets his chick do it.

Eh. I’m not gonna crush him for that. She is probably way better at it

Where my bros at????

He uses a hammer to smash traditional beard neckline norms.

The right side of his face looks like its melting off his skull.

Xxxl/jew loser

He looks like the 19 year old super senior high school bully that shakes the freshman down for ring-dings, ho-ho’s, and little Debbie snacks.

I don't get it, he looks fat but his jawline is so well defined, a perfect straight line.

Nice cut and paste neckline, stupid.

I bet you perform certain sex acts in the area you come from.

Hunger Hearst Helmsley

He spent $8000 to have a visual artist make that prop sledgehammer look weathered and rusted.

I hate his laid back "I've done it all bro" cadence. You're not a cool guy, fatso. Stop it.

He wants to have a jawline so badly it’s fucking sad

Hi jay👋