“Tiramisu? Get me the check, immediately. I have to call my sponsor.”

Do you think Jim ever wrote a note to a restaurant like the faggy note he left for his gym when they changed the sizes of the smoothie cups?

Or when he threatens any airline for an inconvenience. Or tweeting a rant to a hotel chain for the pillow quality. Or probably writing Uber as to why his driver should know who he is.

Fucking soccer mom faggot.

Zabaglione? Can't you see I'm in recovery? Where's your manager!?

Jim went on a rant on the radio once because an uber driver's car smelled like cigarettes. He's such a little pussy

No joke I worked at a restaurant and my coworker was a 50 year old guy in AA and he went off on this 18 year old cashier girl because she gave him a piece of tiramisu and didn’t tell him it had alcohol in it. She was about to cry. Everyone I ever met that does AA is a dope.

You'd have to be an utter faggot just begging for any excuse to relapse if you really have any credible fear that a tiramisu is what would tip you over the edge. Just become an alcoholic again and be done with it you weak cunt.

Based on recent photos Jimmy's been hitting the penne pretty hard.

Gabagoo, mootzarell, heh, ya know I wish I could just live in a pot of sauce and just marinate all day wheeze

some peppas n onions? OOF MARONE, dat's da STUFF

"Chicken marsala? Those Scccumbags!"

Him being deathly afraid of alcohol is hilarious. If you don't wanna drink than don't drink, but why do you have to be so dramatic about it? Stupid faggot

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I’M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!!!

I once had a mind

"The Olive Garden in Times Square really motherfucked me!"

Why would you come out of a break from playing the Gin Blossoms. Don’t motherfuck me. I’m an addict man....