Imagine waiting their table. This ghoul demanding ketchup and dr pepper and jim calling you a sssscumbag for bringing his mineral water on the same tray as an alcoholic beverage.
Not just that but your joints locking every time you go back to check on them and having to deal with a new "bit" they thought of to try with the waitress.
"Let's pretend we're dating this time Sam and you tell me how worried you are I'm losing my figure! I really want you to embarass me for sexual gratification so I can edge to her confused face I mistook for disgust"
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1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-26
Imagine waiting their table. This ghoul demanding ketchup and dr pepper and jim calling you a sssscumbag for bringing his mineral water on the same tray as an alcoholic beverage.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-26
Imagine having to eat at the same table as this genetic failure.
1 Attonitus1 2019-06-26
This is a problem his poor son is going to eventually be dealing with everyday.
1 LvL99BlackMage 2019-06-26
Not just that but your joints locking every time you go back to check on them and having to deal with a new "bit" they thought of to try with the waitress.
"Let's pretend we're dating this time Sam and you tell me how worried you are I'm losing my figure! I really want you to embarass me for sexual gratification so I can edge to her confused face I mistook for disgust"
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-06-26
"This FAWKING sccccummmmmbag hot 22 year old girl from Hawaii slightly undercooked my Kid Cuisine chicken nuggets with fries and frozen corn!"
1 wurmspurmtsssss 2019-06-26
Is this or is this not shopped? Holy fuck.
1 LittleTonyDevito 2019-06-26
That Nigga needs braces
1 rykorotez 2019-06-26
This is such a brilliant photoshop because I have no idea what he did to make Sam look like this.