I hope Sam Roberts gets into a minor fender bender but the driver of the other car is an angry drunk that caves Sam's mutant head in with a tire iron. That would make me so happy.

38  2019-06-26 by Jim-sucks-shit

8 comments

1  ObsessiveMuso 2019-06-26

giggling What, did you not like the way I popped into your bumper? Ayew hyew hyew...

1  ConflictAddict 2019-06-26

You think Sam drives? That's too much #adulting for him to handle.

1  Kurt_Love 2019-06-26

Yes and between he and his dad they decided you fix a flat tire by calling 911. Alpha males.

1  TARE_ME 2019-06-26

Bonus points if the angry drunk driver is one of the Cumia brothers.

1  Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-06-26

Two birds 1 stone

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-06-26

You could damage your tire iron on that cro-magnon cranium

1  wurmspurmtsssss 2019-06-26

It would be the real life version of the cartoon where the iron molds to the shape of the head.

1  Populer_lar 2019-06-26

"He caved my head in with an unidentifiable object!"