Even though I shouldn't be surprised at how retarded he is, he does manage to surprise me almost daily. I think it's the authority with which he makes his retarded pronouncements. Nigga has no ceiling for stupidity.
Imagine being a teenage girl and getting picked on because ur father is such an embarrassing unemployed loser. And he puts it all over the internet. As if being a teenager isn’t humiliating enough.
Exactly. I imagine he gives these same speeches to his family. She will try to interject with some kind of logic and he will already be on to the next one.
She’s going to bring a respectable black gentleman home one day and Joe will finally be speechless. Forever trapped in a never ending cycle of ‘so so so so so so so...’.
I feel bad for her, honestly. Googling her name and it’s just a “HA HA HO LEE SHIT” moment if you’re a kid who knows her from your algebra class in high school. How in the fuck will a 14-year-old girl cope?
The D&D community has some of the nicest people ever in it. It's like he confused 4Chan and mother's basement with people who grew up watching Mr. Rogers
This fucking retard has the fucking nerve to write that after he came in here and started flashing his udders around like the faggotity AIDS infested piece of shit that he is so we could give him attention
He must've made at least 20 posts over the last couple of months saying how he's definitely finished here this time, only to be back within 24 hours looking for more attention.
There have been times in the past year where I woke up in the middle of the night and immediately grabbed my phone to see if Joe had done more stupid embarrassing shit since I went to bed..
Isn't Dungeons & Dragons the game where you roleplay as a certain character and act out things that character would say and do? You know...like a tribute musician?
Seriously. This is the only thing going on in his life. Chasing the high of the #redditardpwnage is better than admitting that he's a complete and udder failure as a musician, husband, father, and heterosexual.
A "man" who non-ironically likes the music of Journey has no business talking shit about anyone. D&D is FAR cooler than Journey ever was, is or will be.
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1 johnajapanda 2019-06-26
Dungeons & Dragons, what a current reference!
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-06-26
NEEEEERRRDDDSSS!
he really is an old moron.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-26
Even though I shouldn't be surprised at how retarded he is, he does manage to surprise me almost daily. I think it's the authority with which he makes his retarded pronouncements. Nigga has no ceiling for stupidity.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-26
“You know the type, if you don’t, you are the type” \iwin this fucking retard thinks he’s constantly having these mic drop moments
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-06-26
Can you imagine how frustrating it will be for his daughter as a teenager?
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-26
Imagine being a teenage girl and getting picked on because ur father is such an embarrassing unemployed loser. And he puts it all over the internet. As if being a teenager isn’t humiliating enough.
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-06-26
Exactly. I imagine he gives these same speeches to his family. She will try to interject with some kind of logic and he will already be on to the next one.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-06-26
Don’t forget the being fucked long and hard by her uncle Anth before she is of legal age...
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-26
She’s going to bring a respectable black gentleman home one day and Joe will finally be speechless. Forever trapped in a never ending cycle of ‘so so so so so so so...’.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-26
I feel bad for her, honestly. Googling her name and it’s just a “HA HA HO LEE SHIT” moment if you’re a kid who knows her from your algebra class in high school. How in the fuck will a 14-year-old girl cope?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-06-26
Lynsi, Hudson, and Opetta (Lennon) really dodged the internet bullet when the main sub went down.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-26
“Why does your dad keep insisting he’s not a pedophile?”
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-26
"My dad? Oh, he's the one in the sleeveless hoodie."
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-06-26
She will find love in the form of other adult male characters aka she's gonna get knocked up by someone with an apostrophe in their name.
1 ProfessionalRetard_ 2019-06-26
It's going to be incredibly easy for her to manipulate he retard dad into basically anything so she'll probably die of fentanyl overdose by 16.
1 LvL99BlackMage 2019-06-26
The D&D community has some of the nicest people ever in it. It's like he confused 4Chan and mother's basement with people who grew up watching Mr. Rogers
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-26
can retards enter contracts?
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-26
This fucking retard has the fucking nerve to write that after he came in here and started flashing his udders around like the faggotity AIDS infested piece of shit that he is so we could give him attention
1 Populer_lar 2019-06-26
niggas ribs
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-26
He literally pouted when he kept getting downvoted in to oblivion. Hypocrisy is so second nature to these fucking dirty moops.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-26
Ah yes the Moops. The lazier, dumber, blacker cousin of the Moors
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-26
He must've made at least 20 posts over the last couple of months saying how he's definitely finished here this time, only to be back within 24 hours looking for more attention.
There are no words for how pathetic he is.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-26
Ouchie, what a zinger.
1 Populer_lar 2019-06-26
Dungeons and Dragons? How about draggin' that crypt keeper wife of yours out of her dungeon, faggot.
1 zoogie778 2019-06-26
You'd have to pass a willpower check (DC 20) to fuck that bitch.
1 BidensCreepyCandyVan 2019-06-26
I wonder how much pent up hate Tranthony secretly has toward Joe. Fucking bovine mongoloid
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1 suirogerg 2019-06-26
Subpoena!
1 BlackManMoan 2019-06-26
I love how he puts his brothers website in there as if it's his own.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-26
He wants a show on CP so fucking badly.
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-26
I think he calls it KP.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-26
It's totally legal to Jack to it
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-26
At this point Ang is just jealous GBA will likely have way more views than his own show
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-26
Where is he with the rantcast? I was promised he would quintuple down on the non pc!
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-26
His financial future depends on it just as much as Anthony.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-26
Does he understand I and probably most of us use this app exclusively while taking a shit
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-26
He doesn’t. There’s just a lot of us. So there is always someone here that is taking a hit somewhere. Joe isn’t that bright.
1 flip0pilf 2019-06-26
Or at work. I love his place, but i rarely visit on my off time
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-06-26
There have been times in the past year where I woke up in the middle of the night and immediately grabbed my phone to see if Joe had done more stupid embarrassing shit since I went to bed..
And like half the time, he had.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-26
Profound
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-06-26
It’s funny that online trolling was hilarious when his brother’s radio show focused the pests on various targets.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-06-26
What a hopeless boomer.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-06-26
Boomer.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-06-26
Boomer.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-06-26
Boomer.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-06-26
Boomer.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-06-26
I'm sure the irony of Joe mocking people who play D&D while he makes a living playing dress up is lost on this dummy.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-06-26
Great point except we all know Joe makes his living by sponging off his little brother.
1 bovinebrain 2019-06-26
A deadbeat 60 year old living off sibling welfare from his little brother is telling others that THEY need to grow up.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-06-26
Isn't Dungeons & Dragons the game where you roleplay as a certain character and act out things that character would say and do? You know...like a tribute musician?
1 BergStonewall 2019-06-26
Duh. That’s THE JOKE, libtard. #iwin
1 FourzyLogo 2019-06-26
Yeah but Does YOUR roleplaying get you FREE red GATORADES and "BIG" turkey SANDWICHES redditard? 😎
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-26
EVERYTHING goes back to the 70s with these fucking morons. Stay off social media.
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-26
Hmmm. Maybe Joseph is a bit hot under the collar.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-26
"So I figured I'd advertise how much they've consumed my thoughts to my family, friends, and the bots that follow me."
1 FourzyLogo 2019-06-26
Seriously. This is the only thing going on in his life. Chasing the high of the #redditardpwnage is better than admitting that he's a complete and udder failure as a musician, husband, father, and heterosexual.
1 FuhWyPeepo 2019-06-26
Guys I'm in my 30s but want to start playing dungeons and dragons. Will it be fun since im grown?
1 FourzyLogo 2019-06-26
Go ask Vin Diesel, faggot.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-26
Dumb cow
1 FourzyLogo 2019-06-26
This is his twitter bio... We're all he talks about. Zero effect on their lives.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-26
A "man" who non-ironically likes the music of Journey has no business talking shit about anyone. D&D is FAR cooler than Journey ever was, is or will be.