The thought of Keith drinking his morning coffee out of one of the 5k worth of AA mugs he wasted is making me laff

65  2019-06-26 by iPadsFromPizzaFace

stupid dago

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$20,000 worth of merchandise sitting in Keith's garage. HAHA.

$20,000 dollars of Nana’s money

And it's completely, entirely worthless. He actually pre-bought bullshit rather than just use some print-for-order site that handles the shipping for you. Fucking buffoon.

Based on the entire business model such as the thrice scorned Zype relationship, I would be surprised if Keith acted in any other fashion. It pairs nicely with the billboards. Perhaps they can go guerilla marketing in the penny saver and yellow pages to spread the word about the new Don Jameson show.

Bet he skimmed money off it

Betting on a junkie to save the network, fa la la la la

Dumbass was a cop and he got bamboozled by a two bit junkie.

Fa la la la la

Laugh all you want, but the dude has a brand new coffee mug everyday. Never even needs to wash them, just on to the next one. Living like a king.

Caveat is that they were all made in China and now Keith has more tumors than brain cells

Just one tumor, then.

A little tum'll do ya

Great, now I'm hard

Wasn’t exactly a hard number to beat.

Like Patrice and shoes

Now I feel bad about myself :(

I know I’m only kind of a faggot, but what full blown faggot would ever buy a decorative mug of a z list podcast? Even if you liked Artie’s 4 stories, what aesthetic value does it add to anyone’s life? They are shit!

I actually thought about it .....

The full blown faggots that Subscribe to Compound America. Nana sells shot glasses, beer koozies, t-shirts, and countless other chachkies no one gives a shit about.

BE DIALIN

On the old sub, someone had posted that they had a 20% off special on the AA stuff, and that was a few months ago. Just like real Linen and actual cutlery!

IPads now come with a free shirt.

As much as I dislike Retartie it's hilarious how he completely fucked over those assholes. He put less than nothing into A&A and never even mentions Anthony at all now, like it never happened.

He honestly probably doesn't remember it

Just like everyone else.

Probably can't remember it anyway. Andy who?

He thought so little of Anthony he took breaks DURING the show to go off and do drugs, if he even showed up at all. Keith The Cop was off picking up 5000 A&A T shirts, meanwhile Artie was hoovering blow in the bathroom while Ant nervously giggled and hugged himself.

They tried to take advantage of Artie, but he out-scumbagged them.

Member when he came back from a break and a few mins later his nose started bleeding? Lmfao

The idea of anyone spending hard earned money that they worked for on a fucking podcast coffee mug is something I just can't comprehend. There is so much better dumb shit to waste your money on than a fucking mug for a show no one has heard of.

"Oh basically it's this show about a guy who got fired from his old job for being racist and a career fuck-up and raging drug addict that has been on a steady decline since he tried to kill himself over a decade ago. Both of them worked blue collar jobs for a minimal amount of time before catching incredibly lucky breaks but have clung to that sense of identity to endear themselves further to the gullible rubes that still pay attention to them."

They should have marketed the mugs as something you could throw at your irritating whore girlfriend that films you while instagramming.

you know that piece of shit keith was double dipping too, probably got all that merch for 5k and pocketed 15

Who has more failed career moves cluttering up his garage: Keith or Matarese?

no way Joey Meatsauce has seen close to 20k in anything