Beautiful effort but it was actually William Burr and a few others in studio, the one with just Patrice is the 13 year old one where he got super defensive

Not anymore

This clip is actually more incriminating in combination with the other one because his "serious" answer in this one is 16. So he obviously has no problem lying to make the number higher.

Now who again was in studio when Anthony said he would vigorously rape an infant in the mouth?

Opie (who had just become a father), Jimmy on his phone (silent), Amy Schumer

Yeah, he immediately started with the "YOU never saw a 13 year old who was completely fuckable?" like Patrice was lying and felt the same way re: underage girls as he did. He always does that, as he thinks lusting after children makes him seem edgy, virile and bold.

Patrice died at 14, I don't know why it would shock him that someone was attracted to a 13 year old.

This nigga stay on the phone

Why did Opie comb his hair, though?

Patrice even has to adjust his hat after he heard that.

He was so shocked Ant said that his hat spun around on his head a few times.

Looks like he ripped his shirt open too

I believe you.

Pipe looks like Vic Henley in the bottom pic

I forgot about that meat monger

You got the KISS logo wrong.

Norton glued to the phone really completes this. I despise him

These niggas look like birds

Jim looks too human here

Patrice O'Neal, the original Expressive Black Guy.

Patrice's long lost son was in the crowd

NIGGA!

My favorite thing ever is one of his appearances on Fox. One of the pundit’s voice came over his ear phone and he started looking around trying to find where the voice was coming from.

https://youtu.be/vW01Cn_qzj0#t=2m45s

Put him to sleep.

comedy C H A R A C T E R

Lol @ aidsy Norton being the same in both panels

"OK BUT... WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS I CAN BE ON MY PHONE AND REALIZE MY FRIEND ANNOUNCED HE'D FUCK A CHILD!"

This and the 'there's a good 13' or w.e the quote was is just horrifying, I couldn't imagine how uncomfortable that room would be when a dude is genuinely saying he would fuck children with no real joke attached.

Traditional family values

What is Bill Burr drinking?

Opie reacted in genuine disbelief and disgust when Ant would talk about how he wanted to fuck small innocent girls. This drawing makes him look compliant

Even Norton...a world-class pervert...thought Ant's child-fucking fantasies were creepy.

Too much chin on nana in second one. Needs To be much more concave. Otherwise excellent. Wasn’t Giraldo there too? Then he killers himself shortly after for living with shame of not killing nana on the spot...

Well done sir. This is very accurate and creative.

then he immediately tried to flip it on everyone in the room

“are you out of your mind? have you never seen a hot 13 year old that is completely fuckable??”

No, Anthony, most grown men arnt trying to damage children as payback for how fucked up their childhood was

It's like when Norton got mad and accused everyone in the studio of lying when he found out they didn't do gay shit when they were children.

Is the second AntH based on his Tyson photo? Nice touch.

Norton is captured perfectly

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My favourite is Opie having backed away from Ant after he made the comment.