There must be 50 ways to lose your Pistols

17  2019-06-25 by Fartpooof

25 comments

Just bite on her hand, Stan

Sue Lightning's a boy, Roy

Ayatollah Anthony

Half the crimes are committed by Blacks, Jack.

Just stomp on her bones, Jones

Get taken to jail, Dale

Just buy the guy an iPad, Brad

Osama Been-Drinkin

Sit on an egg, Gregg

it's just an egg, gregg

Don’t visit your Mom, Tom.

Don’t visit Roe, Joe.

That girl's only 8, Nate

Finger an underage girl in your theater, Peter

Just hit a bitch, Mitch

This ain't your show, Mo.

Bobo's sister in the jacuzzi, Susie

Take your girl to the prom, Tom

Pizza face

Just bite your girl, Earl, Don't have a real job, bob, just listen to me She's just gotta be 3 Lee...

The egg is all the way inside your ass, Sue said to me,

The toy fits in easy if you take it regularly,

I'd like to help you in your struggle you old queeb,

There must be fifty toys to fill your butthole

...

Sue said it's really caked in poop,

Furthermore I hope this ass egg isn't fucking ruined,

But I'll insert myself,

At the risk of shooting goo,

There must be fifty ways to fill your butthole,

Fifty ways to fill your butthole,

...

Sue said it grieves me so to see you in such pain,

There must be something we can do to make that egg fit up your ass again,

Nana said I appreciate that,

And would you please explain about the fifty ways

...

Sue said Nana why don't you just fuck me tonight,

And Nana said I can't I think I drank too much Bud Light,

And then Sue kissed her,

And Nana realized Sue probably was right,

There must be fifty ways to fill your butthole,

Fifty ways to fill your butthole

That’s surely a him, Jim.

Hang out with Kurt Love in the tub, Bub

she's underage, beige.

Just ph on a school, fool.