“Hey, there’s a hot 20 year old down the street...maybe if I tell her I’m friends with Louie she will let me sniff her armpits”

63  2019-06-25 by SibHashian13

26 comments

1  Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-25

The fact that at one point that I considered him cool and that I even took shitty life advice from the radio from him makes me want to kill myself

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1  Poo-U 2019-06-25

Hit the bricks, bot.

1  Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-25

This bot is a literal idiot

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-25

Kill yourself faggot bot.

1  bovinegrazr 2019-06-25

Theres an 800 number for that too

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1  the_eternal_ferengi 2019-06-25

Skynet said u r gay

1  Pavoneo_ 2019-06-25

Bad bot

1  late_50s_why 2019-06-25

The advice show

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-25

“You know, it’s a tough one man” the show.

1  suirogerg 2019-06-25

His advice show stunk. Patrice gave much better advice.

1  hitch21 2019-06-25

Patrice’s advice on being petty is both hilarious and actually fucking genius.

1  LamarThePotato 2019-06-25

What made you think he was cool?

I laughed with/at 3rd mic Jimmy but it was always clear he was a shitty person.

1  [deleted] 2019-06-25

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1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-25

Sounds like a good reason to end it.

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-06-25

Hannah Fagsby

1  Perseus_AWC 2019-06-25

I sure hope she's got a dick clit!

1  wurmspurmtsssss 2019-06-25

With meaty lips!

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-06-25

🎶Did somebody say ‘Norton’s tranny history?’ 🎶

1  DumbCowJoe 2019-06-25

I absolutely hate how he's still tries to be all cutesy at 50 years old.

1  SibHashian13 2019-06-25

You don’t like wigs and baby noises?

1  Wolosocu 2019-06-25

KNEELING ROOM ONLY!?! HAHAHA!! GET IT?! It's a blowjob reference!!! Hahaha!! JIM IS SO ORIGINAL!!!

1  OlGravylegz 2019-06-25

This is the worst promo photo I have ever seen. Is he kinda squatting as a reference to kneeling? Do closeted gay dudes go to shipping containers to suck eachothers dicks? What is that face supposed to be conveying? Did jim photoshop that graffiti on there himself, because it looks like shit. I dont understand how he can be surrounded by professionals and yey everything he puts out looks so shoddy. Highschool stoners on fiverr make more professional looking graphics.

1  dazzlefloss 2019-06-25

he looks like a daytime serial rapist who just got caught on the prowl

1  big_box_of_sharpies 2019-06-25

*he