It's looks like the cover art for a small town band of over the hill musicians that have day jobs. They've been playing 2 shows a month for years and they finally put enough aside to record their album in a real studio.

Jim Florentine calls that "living the dream." Isn't he like a music knowledge autist but can't play an instrument or carry a tune?

He wishes he could be Jim Bruer...

What am I, successful?

Florentine is a boring dope.

His face looks like a butt

Sounds more like Joe Cumia’s unattainable dream.

music knowledge autist

He knows about basic bitch butt rock bands like Kiss & Avenged Sevenfold. One of those overcompensating cornballs who thinks anything "loud" is automatically good, even if it's childish shit like Slipknot.

Meanwhile he almost cries if you bring up his wife in a radio interview.

Pretty much. He idolizes old metal bands because he has no idea how easy it is to pick up a guitar and learn to play a few sabbath songs.

The difference is those small town band guys know they suck, but have fun with it.

So... 2U?

I wish one of them was still there funny.

The K really puts it over the top on the hilarity scale.

It’s so wacky! How could they not be hilarious?

Kool Kreeps with Kids

It's like the k in Mortal Kombat. Krazy !

Blobby at least looks a little bit embarrassed.

Must have been a mirror nearby

Stupid vos still can't tie his shoes.

He really is a clod

Sam gives rich his old kicks.

I got a better name for their tour. "Four fat faggots."

See the four fat faggots this fall!

You can suck a dick if you don’t recognize Ron’s genius

He's put on years of great entertainment but the sunglasses and cigars, stop that cornball New York fake tough guy shit

Why did 3 of these creeps be so close to Nana? Aren’t your parenting instincts supposed to kick in?

From left to right: a guy who proved he could lose weight (male model Bob) then ballooned to twice his fat size once the kid was born; a carnie who accidentally roofied his own kid, an ex crack gay stripper who has two middle aged daughters and a toddler from a harpie, and a guy who, at the height of his fame and good looks married a crazy twice(?) divorcee had a kid with her and afterwards got cuckolded by a crossfiter for all the world to see.

Florentine should've married Robin. He could at least have his own version of Nia but with money.

He'd be the Nia in that situation

Six footer? Poor guy missed Milla by an inch.

Crossfitter/policeman right

Kunts with Korroded Talent.

Enough of Ronnie’s cigar smoking and Rich’s dumb hat. I’m so sick of their boring shticks. And how much do you wanna bet that Gail came up with that trendy logo?

Reminder: someone posed them like this and instructed them on how to properly act "cool" for this picture over multiple takes, resulting in Rich Vos' awkward posture.

kreeps with kids

Folks we may be over the hill but when the weekend comes around we still remember how to let our hair down and really PAR-TAY.

I wonder if Bruer will open for them with that horrible song “DOWN GOES GARAGE DOOR...ON GO HEADPHONES” ugh

God I hope Colin will tear them apart for doing this.

Why is the fact that they have kids advertised on this shitty movie poster from 1995? A comedy fan doesn't and shouldn't care. Plus Gail has been an adult for at least a decade of her tubby life.

The comedy scene sucks and most comedians are faggots. Thank you.

Did somebody harpoon Bobby's ear?

vos trying to stand on his toes and lean towards the camera.

dumb midget.

How does rich seriously put those sneakers on before he leaves the house

I wish Rob was smoking on a pistol.

Has-beens with Mortgages to pay.

I bet after they do their sets, they all come out at the end and do some rehearsed shtick to show what good buds they all are.

Vos in his New York Dolls shirt enrages me every time.

wasn't it crepes with kids but then bobby ate it?

edit: cheers for the gold xox

WTF, how did Ron get pulled into this shit?

Flourentine is the only one that will still be alive in 5 years.

We’re four guys who middle aged men trying to look edgy deserve an award.....

Nice missing word, stupid.

They managed to fit 4 letters over Bobby’s torso, a truly remarkable feat in morbid obesity.

Imagine being close to 60 and wearing skateboard sneakers and faggot hipster hat. Shameful.

Kfaggots.

Vos is om his toes to appear taller

I hope they got mugged right after the photo was taken.