“Recovering? You’re fucking recovered, motherfucker! Stop it. ‘You don’t drink’ is recovered. We’re all one bullet away from suicide, but that doesn’t mean we’re suicidal.” – Stanhope on The Worm’s “alcoholism”
115 2019-06-23 by wwendell
Video: https://youtu.be/MJgUGITbYxA
Another choice line: “You were drunk till you were 19; you didn’t even flesh it out.”
44 comments
1 TheMaestro2 2019-06-23
does Jim ever get tired being the moral authority in the room everywhere he goes?
1 feedfatrick 2019-06-23
To answer your question, NO
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-06-23
Just remember that he got turned down by a tranny camwhore he gave 60k he scammed from truckers. That sums it up.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-23
Brutally open & honest comic Jim Norton will never dare speak about that of course.
This subs mission should have been forcing Jim to address that shit instead of wasting energy on some fat faggot sci-fi writer.
1 instarembling 2019-06-23
Brother, we have energy to take on both of these fags and even more.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-23
Do we?
1 titbiggers 2019-06-23
Not anymore
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-23
we're romans after the fall of the empire. kinda sad brothaman.
1 lowend73 2019-06-23
including the assfucking!
1 instarembling 2019-06-23
Never underestimate the power of weaponized autism
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-06-23
They tried, he keeps his hands on the "red x" that hangs up on callers when people call in. Sam actually called him out on it once when someone tried previously.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-23
To be fair the faggot sci-fi writer constantly responded and kicked the hornets nest. Jim completely ignores everything.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-23
*by a man camwhore
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-23
LOL and then he told literally anyone who'd listen that he was "in love" and how he finally found the perfect "girl", like the weird submissive pay-pig cum-slut fetish game he was into was real. I still wonder if that was somehow part of it, like he/she was making him do it to humiliate him even more.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-23
of course not, its one of the cornerstones of his personality.
Where would he be without it.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-23
Cum town had to "lost" half of the episode of his appearance because he was being a retarded clown
1 Sonolent 2019-06-23
And in future episodes at multiple points directly referenced how awful Jim was and how whenever they tried to make a joke he'd seriously ask them what they meant by their comments
1 BergStonewall 2019-06-23
sigh....It’s a tough one, man.
1 Wolosocu 2019-06-23
This was a great quote. Loved hearing someone call Norton out on his cosplay alcoholism.
1 Twatsmash 2019-06-23
Norton’s description of a dry drunk is literally a description of Jim Norton. I can’t believe more comics didn’t smash him over “being in recovery” since he was fucking 18. What a pathetic faggot.
1 tjdon 2019-06-23
I bet they all want to. But bashing someone for not drinking is kinda stupid and the outside chance that you cause him to actually start drinking and spiral into suicide isn’t worth the laugh.
1 jims_cold_eggs 2019-06-23
Yes it is
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-23
In what way is that not worth the laugh?
1 tjdon 2019-06-23
You got me there, I guess.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-23
Yeh, when Troy asked Jim what a 'dry drunk' was... Jim just described his own cunty personality.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-23
They were making fun of him hiring a personal ape Kenny tho
1 jims_cold_eggs 2019-06-23
Hes unashamed about fucking hookers and trannies but people who enjoy getting drunk are the ones who need to seek help. I hate him
1 TriangleDimes 2019-06-23
He clearly has a sex addiction that is ruining his life but he had the audacity to host an advice show.
1 Phkna1 2019-06-23
A man who has no meaningful human relationships, including with his own parents.
1 Naga_Nooch 2019-06-23
Jim was never an alcoholic. He just didn't like how he acted when he was drinking. Booze just brings out your true self. If you're angry you will be an angry drunk. If you're sad you will be a depressed drunk. If you're a fucking retarded "brooding" idiot like Jimmy, well.. that's you you will become.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-23
This is well-put. In Jimmy's case drinking probably made him crave weird homosexual encounters even more than he ordinarily does.
1 Popblawo 2019-06-23
Stanhopes kind of retarded though
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-23
I haven't even clicked on the video yet and already I can see the Worm has been blown back in his chair, aghast at what's being said. Such a fucking drama queen
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-23
blinking intensifies
1 tjdon 2019-06-23
Pretty sure Louie ck’s show where he went to an aa meeting and called them all assholes was inspired by Jim.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-23
I hope so. It wont happen, but Id love for louie to call out his bullshit
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-23
he describes this to 22 year old 91 lb. waitresses thinking they will see him as an enigmatic Hercules of the soul and will
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWLMQRP-_Q8
1 OlGravylegz 2019-06-23
Jim has a lot to answer for. Rapist, closet homosexual, abusive partner, thief, liar. What else?
1 MadCarrot 2019-06-23
A bad friend.
1 TacolasCage 2019-06-23
I fuckin love Stanhope
1 CowsAreCurious 2019-06-23
I would have loved to know how fucking angry Norton felt after being called out on this finally. His entire identity is wrapped up in his 40 years of sobriety.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-06-23
He slurred, while swaying in his chair
1 wbgreen 2019-06-23
Doug Stanhope is just as annoying as Jim. But Doug is funny so he doesn't bother me as much.