“Recovering? You’re fucking recovered, motherfucker! Stop it. ‘You don’t drink’ is recovered. We’re all one bullet away from suicide, but that doesn’t mean we’re suicidal.” – Stanhope on The Worm’s “alcoholism”

115  2019-06-23 by wwendell

Video: https://youtu.be/MJgUGITbYxA

Another choice line: “You were drunk till you were 19; you didn’t even flesh it out.”

44 comments

does Jim ever get tired being the moral authority in the room everywhere he goes?

To answer your question, NO

Just remember that he got turned down by a tranny camwhore he gave 60k he scammed from truckers. That sums it up.

turned down by a tranny camwhore he gave 60k

Brutally open & honest comic Jim Norton will never dare speak about that of course.

This subs mission should have been forcing Jim to address that shit instead of wasting energy on some fat faggot sci-fi writer.

Brother, we have energy to take on both of these fags and even more.

Do we?

Not anymore

we're romans after the fall of the empire. kinda sad brothaman.

including the assfucking!

Never underestimate the power of weaponized autism

forcing Jim to address that shit

They tried, he keeps his hands on the "red x" that hangs up on callers when people call in. Sam actually called him out on it once when someone tried previously.

To be fair the faggot sci-fi writer constantly responded and kicked the hornets nest. Jim completely ignores everything.

*by a man camwhore

LOL and then he told literally anyone who'd listen that he was "in love" and how he finally found the perfect "girl", like the weird submissive pay-pig cum-slut fetish game he was into was real. I still wonder if that was somehow part of it, like he/she was making him do it to humiliate him even more.

of course not, its one of the cornerstones of his personality.

Where would he be without it.

Cum town had to "lost" half of the episode of his appearance because he was being a retarded clown

And in future episodes at multiple points directly referenced how awful Jim was and how whenever they tried to make a joke he'd seriously ask them what they meant by their comments

sigh....It’s a tough one, man.

This was a great quote. Loved hearing someone call Norton out on his cosplay alcoholism.

Norton’s description of a dry drunk is literally a description of Jim Norton. I can’t believe more comics didn’t smash him over “being in recovery” since he was fucking 18. What a pathetic faggot.

I bet they all want to. But bashing someone for not drinking is kinda stupid and the outside chance that you cause him to actually start drinking and spiral into suicide isn’t worth the laugh.

Yes it is

In what way is that not worth the laugh?

You got me there, I guess.

Yeh, when Troy asked Jim what a 'dry drunk' was... Jim just described his own cunty personality.

They were making fun of him hiring a personal ape Kenny tho

Hes unashamed about fucking hookers and trannies but people who enjoy getting drunk are the ones who need to seek help. I hate him

He clearly has a sex addiction that is ruining his life but he had the audacity to host an advice show.

A man who has no meaningful human relationships, including with his own parents.

Jim was never an alcoholic. He just didn't like how he acted when he was drinking. Booze just brings out your true self. If you're angry you will be an angry drunk. If you're sad you will be a depressed drunk. If you're a fucking retarded "brooding" idiot like Jimmy, well.. that's you you will become.

This is well-put. In Jimmy's case drinking probably made him crave weird homosexual encounters even more than he ordinarily does.

Stanhopes kind of retarded though

I haven't even clicked on the video yet and already I can see the Worm has been blown back in his chair, aghast at what's being said. Such a fucking drama queen

blinking intensifies

Pretty sure Louie ck’s show where he went to an aa meeting and called them all assholes was inspired by Jim.

I hope so. It wont happen, but Id love for louie to call out his bullshit

he describes this to 22 year old 91 lb. waitresses thinking they will see him as an enigmatic Hercules of the soul and will

Jim has a lot to answer for. Rapist, closet homosexual, abusive partner, thief, liar. What else?

What else?

A bad friend.

I fuckin love Stanhope

I would have loved to know how fucking angry Norton felt after being called out on this finally. His entire identity is wrapped up in his 40 years of sobriety.

He slurred, while swaying in his chair

Doug Stanhope is just as annoying as Jim. But Doug is funny so he doesn't bother me as much.