The way he stares you in the eye and grins while the farmer is milking him.

I like how he proudly says he little brother gives him 60k a year and doesnt have a job. He should be ashamed of his allowance.

The constant breathing in and out

I’m a secretary at Layla’s school. The excuses he comes up with for her tardiness are worse than the children’s.

Hey, it's not his fault some libtard left that flag laying in the middle of the road. As a veteren and patriot he was duty bound to retrieve it.

He showed me his phone that day. I’ve had kids show me videos of bullies supposedly chasing them. Maybe if they left 10 minutes earlier they would have avoided the situation and been on time!

The complete lack of humility. Which I'm sure is a coping mechanism, an expression of embarrassment that everything he's achieved in his life he's done so through his parasitic nature.

That he thinks he's a legitimate musician. And the Digitech/Line6 products he uses proudly.

wow, i just realized that

he didn't just say a looper pedal, he said that he used a digitech looper, to an audience who likely didn't know what that is. he went out of his way to announce that he was using cheap beginner's gear

you guys always find new, innovative ways to highlight joe's stupidity

ugly nigger face, probably

He flaunts all of his fancy Chinese guitars in all of our faces while I'm stuck playing some Indonesian piece of shit.

I love his arrogance.

The utter hypocrisy, especially in regards to his bootlicking of police and fake patriotism while, in reality, he and his whole fucking family are lifelong criminals. Joe Sr. stole coins from fucking vending machines.

I can't even hate him to tell you the truth. He's just so fucking stupid that he's almost at "harmless retard" status... as long as I actively try to forget that he has a kid and a drivers license.