Wouldn't an Anthony Cumia "parody" account feature him living a non-dysfunctional, healthy lifestyle drinking quality alcohol with age-appropriate women? Compulsively tweeting racial crime statistics and lusting after underaged girls is just par for the course for Anthony.

17  2019-06-22 by Opprobriousness

5 comments

1  4stepsbackward 2019-06-22

We could run a better and funnier Anthony parody account.

1  tjdon 2019-06-22

Prove it mr boastful. Pride goeth before the fall, so you have all summer.

1  imcrapyall 2019-06-22

This is genius. I mean we could all be Anthony again under the guise of a parody account like last time. Same things, different handles. I mean, do not do this at all anyone! We do not want Anthony Cumia to lose his Twitter account.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-06-22

He is a parody of his former self.

1  Turbo-tommy 2019-06-22

Why is he so obsessed with being on Twitter? It's like the only thing gayer than Facebook. All social media is essentially for high schoolers anyways.