"Corporate work" the dive bar full of regulars from the paper mill isn't a corporate gig

Who the fuck asked him for this babbling description?

Facebook is full of people thinking their mundane lives are interesting

His fragile, unearned ego did.

He's focusing on the musicianship now.

Lying ass Cumias. If he had an corporate gigs or was playing with any musicians of note, he'd say it. The Cumias are blabbermouths.

I like how he uses words like repertoire and diversifying to make him self seem smarter than the dumb cow he is.

Himself is one word, genius.

boy I fucked up

And plethora; someone obviously caught Three Amigos on Showtime last week.

Took him a whole week to find that word

he lost all his paid gigs thanks to us and now he is looking for a graceful way out.

Him cementing the fact that he is garbage by stealing soda. Is a nice touch. Confirming to venues what all these mysterious internet people tried to warn them about.

"keep my chops up"

Fuckin boomer

"Ever evolving;" finding more bands to cosplay as.

Whoever hired this fool to play a corporate gig needs their ass fired, and probably were if the gig actually happened

" A career in music needs to be ever evolving."

Covers the same two bands for 20 years.

We are all he’s got ! The day we stop paying attention to him is the day he hangs himself.

Translation : my bandmates realised im a dumb cow who fucks their gigs up.

The only corporate gig he gets is Faggots-R-Us. He gets corporate gigs every time I fuck my Canadian girlfriend. You wouldn't know her, so don't ask.

/keep my chops up

I hope that chop was fried in a pan