Admit it: Opie is the most quotable of the three

66  2019-06-22 by lawyerherelistenup

You know you walk around and occasionally say things like "just a taste" refer to pocket money and road sodas and will trample over your friends with a HOLD ON HOLD ON!!

Do you ever walk around doing baby talk tss tss? How many I fuck tranny jokes do you make a day amongst your friends? Do you see "he/she is a very funny comedian" about every comedian--even if it's Ally Wong?

I don't find myself saying "I'd go as low as 13" in mixed company. How about working race into every conversation or finding any justification you can to say the N word?

Opie wins again

55 comments

Fascinating.

Fawkin real insightful post on The Reddit brotherman. Sniff

I didn't see it but I heard those guys said some complementary stuff about Opie. I don't read their stuff but I heard they can be fuckin brutal so good for Opie. Someone told me his podcast got cancelled. I never heard it but I've heard people talking about it.

i maybe heard ten seconds of it somewhere, but i genuinely don't remember. i would tell you if i did.

fawkin bruudal

I do and I dont even know if Im quoting him ironically or not. Theyre just so fun to say.

"I wanna kiss more guys" -Sam Roberts

"It's gay to kiss a girl because then you're kissing all the guys she's ever kissed, but it's not gay to kiss a guy because then you're kissing all the girls he's ever kissed."

What was his stupid faggot "I like chixkssss with tiiiiiiiits" or keep it easy, keep it coo, act a straight up fool.

Sam Roberts should have been beaten to death multiple times throughout his life.

He still is alive. Brothermen know he will fly to any wwf event. tteehehehhehehehehehehehehehehee

It's because no matter how lame Opie is, he isn't sub human.

IDK, my biggest takeaway from O&A for some reason was "Jaaaaaammmees!" If I ever saw Anthony on the street that would probably be the first thing to pop into my head (Feed Nana under my breath).

Fawking right, Brothaman

I drop hammers daily

I'm punching the air as we speak.

Clean the bowl with your sock.

Quality post

I have Anthony's entire Twitter tirade memorized. I belt it out unprompted at every social gathering I attend

normal person at the office christmas party: "And this is my wife Barbara" u/YangtzeRiverChina: "THEY AREN'T PEOPLE"

Permanently Isolated

pathetic, if true!

Leave it alone, nice try with the hate tho.

its not hate. that's an opie quote

Hey pal, did you just blow in from stupid town?

buddy was at -1 so i think its fair to explain that it's an opie reference since he got downvoted

thank you brotherman.

the quote fits, as opie was meant to stir the ship and set the ''funny'' guys up for bits, but is still the most memorable.

Vurry good.

Keep your head on a swivel

Lamb chops.

&$;;-: - Anthony Cumia

Linger longer

and with this post /u/ichise8 is vanquished and crumbles into dust

Got a nigga ribs hurtin tah day

Period.

I do say "brothaman" ALOT. Some ofy co-workers are catching on

"swamp ass" line from the nambla segment was my favorite

Sometimes when my phone rings I‘ll shout “LET’S TAKE A CALL” and shout the name of the person calling. If I‘m with people I‘ll put it on speaker.

Miikeey!!!

FACE!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAYCE!

the anthony impression of Dice as a general jew impression is useful

How about working race into every conversation or finding any justification you can to say the N word?

You were doing so well, and then defeated your own argument right at the end.

BIG BOY GOT THE BIG BAT

To be fair I say nigger a lot in daily life.

Sniff...

“Where we at wit the...”

SWIMWALK! SWIMWALK!

I say howling.

I’ll also spontaneously say, “SNOWWWWWAAYYYYYY”

I said this in another post, but I say “Nice try with the hate tho” quite often.

sniff

"STPeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy"

Diiiiiiiiippppp!!

Ironically maybe

I’m cracking open a road soda as I type this. Brothaman brothaman. The other 2 quotes the same 6 movies in circles it’s true.