He's using a weasel word definition of plastic surgery. It looks like she was stuffed full of collagen and had a ton of small skin tucks, shit where they send you home an hour later with a ton of pain pills. It doesn't look like she had the bones in her face carved up.
Jay means "plastic surgery" like out of the '40s, where they put you under at a hospital, chiseled the bones, and it takes you weeks to heal. But Jay is a Catholic, so he learned to lie in a way that you can tell yourself technically true. It's not gay if I only sucked his dick!
If I remember correctly, he also told Marc Maron that Nikki Coxxx is hos first and only wife and was adamant about it. In reality, where everyone but Jay Mohr lives, he has been married twice.
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1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-06-21
Jokes on you! They weren't his kids.
1 dom6502 2019-06-21
Wait, really?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-21
No. He and Logan Lynn have their own butt babies.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-21
He named his son Jessica Mohr-Cox
1 ParamoreFan69420 2019-06-21
He’s going to get bullied so badly
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-06-21
Meridith. But your point stands.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-06-21
Jesus Christ that’s even worse.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-21
Is her middle name "Wants"? fawk yeah
1 LardAssLizClarke 2019-06-21
So does that mean we can legally kill the kid? I was never clear on how enforceable that was.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-21
Right, I mean you are presuming souls are an actual thing.
1 Terahite 2019-06-21
Woh there, Gervais.
1 Opprobriousness 2019-06-21
What? I don't know. I don't really see it.
1 JimNordon 2019-06-21
Bitch turned into an Asian tiger woman.
1 wbgreen 2019-06-21
He's using a weasel word definition of plastic surgery. It looks like she was stuffed full of collagen and had a ton of small skin tucks, shit where they send you home an hour later with a ton of pain pills. It doesn't look like she had the bones in her face carved up.
Jay means "plastic surgery" like out of the '40s, where they put you under at a hospital, chiseled the bones, and it takes you weeks to heal. But Jay is a Catholic, so he learned to lie in a way that you can tell yourself technically true. It's not gay if I only sucked his dick!
1 spolrak123 2019-06-21
It’s a play on words it’s actually botched plastic surgery
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-21
He meant soles, so feel free to take their shoes.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21
As I recall it was a stack of Bibles.
Either way, it think his out is that he said he would swear on his kids’ souls, but never actually did. He is a thieving faggot, after all.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-21
Look at his wife, that kid has no soul
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-06-21
He never swore on Logan’s soul. Nothing's ever wrong, child.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-21
If I remember correctly, he also told Marc Maron that Nikki Coxxx is hos first and only wife and was adamant about it. In reality, where everyone but Jay Mohr lives, he has been married twice.
1 rdoran93 2019-06-21
just what in the fuck has logan lynn been up to? i bet him & pat are 69ing in an RV right now
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-21
Those people don't have souls
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-06-21
He also used to get drunk on Nyquil all the time, to the point where it became more of a problem than just being gay and weird.