I went to school surrounded by a field with cows in. We were all out for lunch playing kiss chase and British bulldog and the like when cows started fucking. Not one or two of them but at least ten pairs. I have never heard kids so loud since. It was the greatest moment of our short lives. Teachers tried to shoo us back in but we were running around the playground delirious.
And yet when adults told us school is the greatest time of your life we didn't believe them.
11 comments
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-20
What a Lovecraftian dick
1 SomervilleDan 2019-06-20
Carol's skin looking as leathery as usual
1 Dennyislife 2019-06-20
I went to school surrounded by a field with cows in. We were all out for lunch playing kiss chase and British bulldog and the like when cows started fucking. Not one or two of them but at least ten pairs. I have never heard kids so loud since. It was the greatest moment of our short lives. Teachers tried to shoo us back in but we were running around the playground delirious.
And yet when adults told us school is the greatest time of your life we didn't believe them.
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-06-20
I want to believe this is a true story. Oi, was them cows doin' it for a lark?
1 Dennyislife 2019-06-20
It's a true story.
1 Senior_Poster 2019-06-20
"British" Bulldogs you say? Oi did you 'ave a laugh?
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-06-20
Why is your 'Oi...' post above mine, faggot. I replied first. You made a fool out of me!
1 Senior_Poster 2019-06-20
;)
1 Superbad415 2019-06-20
I tried googling for a picture of a cow fucking a corpse. No dice, so this will have to do.
1 Lemmy46 2019-06-20
....Piece of ass with peace of mind....
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-06-20
fag cows