So then the guy with the knife says “I see you are one of THOSE cattle...” I rule. No mooing, no stomping my hooves, and I eat GRASS.

16  2019-06-20 by ProfessorChipperson

5 comments

SuBpEoNA!

Ol' Joey gelding

Do they just stab cows in their kidneys now?

Just Joe

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read and it pisses me off because it’s literally impossible to show this to friends or family and explain why it’s funny.