We’re very sorry, Mr Cumia, but the local Cumberland Farms has a very limited selection of cheese. Please, let us reimburse you. We’ve got a great 5-star Days Inn just 25 minutes from here, and the manager would be happy to comp you.
Joe prefers the lower-rated "name brand" hotels when given a choice. The steady stream of black men coming and going from his room looks less suspicious at those locations.
It's funny, Joe brags about a comp'd hotel room when his entire fucking life is comp'd by Anthony. Every cash-hemorrhaging gig the fuckhead plays, Anthony's 60K nullifies any risk. Such an embarrassment
Dude you might be laughing but that's probably legit pushing 10 bucks worth of free stuff he gets. Probably just jealous Joe gets free condiment packages.
35 comments
1 revolvingmonk 2019-06-20
I SAID I WANTED THE TURKEY SANDWICH WITH CHILD SPIT YOU SSSSSCUMBAGS.
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
Nice combo of Joe and Worm
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-20
The Cow and The Worm, a love story.
1 MP4-4 2019-06-20
The cow has worms
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-20
I'm sorry friend, did I imagine swiss cheese? Did I conjure it up in a bizarre fever dream?
Because if swiss cheese is an actual product, mind telling me where the fuck it is?
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
We’re very sorry, Mr Cumia, but the local Cumberland Farms has a very limited selection of cheese. Please, let us reimburse you. We’ve got a great 5-star Days Inn just 25 minutes from here, and the manager would be happy to comp you.
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-06-20
lol western mass nigga here
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-06-20
Cumberland farms is all over NE and eastern upstate NY, insular philistine
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
Thank you, sir.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-06-20
Joe prefers the lower-rated "name brand" hotels when given a choice. The steady stream of black men coming and going from his room looks less suspicious at those locations.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-20
Lol I'm wondering why this photo even exists this is probably the only time it's ever going to be relevant to a discussion
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
It was about the 10th photo in when I searched “Turkey sub red Gatorade”
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-06-20
Just checked it out and because of you this photo is now in the #1 position.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-20
the power of the sub
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
HA HA HAAA! Holy HIT! * pounds console *
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-20
It's funny, Joe brags about a comp'd hotel room when his entire fucking life is comp'd by Anthony. Every cash-hemorrhaging gig the fuckhead plays, Anthony's 60K nullifies any risk. Such an embarrassment
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-20
Michelle Obama Ghetto Snacks: Making lunch grate again.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-06-20
Dat bitch has a hot dog between her legs.
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-20
Selfishly withholding it from the menu.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-20
ICWYDT?
1 Persianschlong 2019-06-20
Why aren't those tomatoes fresh, you make it seem like I'm staying at a Days Inn. I'm a professional.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-20
I bet Joe thinks this a healthy meal.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-20
That's why it's so easy for him to shed excess weight, even though his towering physique hides it well.
1 WalterWhite2012 2019-06-20
6’1”. Don’t you forget it libtard.
1 MonsteRain 2019-06-20
it has electrolytes
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-20
And with all that cardio that Joe does to deplete his body of nutrients he definitely needs it.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-06-20
I WANT THE SLIMEY OSCAR MEYER TURKEY NOT THIS LIBTARD DELI ROASTED TURKEY SHIT.
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-06-20
And don’t important people always make a big deal out of being comped?
1 FuckWheresMyGunFuck 2019-06-20
Dude you might be laughing but that's probably legit pushing 10 bucks worth of free stuff he gets. Probably just jealous Joe gets free condiment packages.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-06-20
You don't eat this good if you play your own music.
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2019-06-20
No spitbowl?
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
It’s not part of the arrangement, sir.
1 JansHammer 2019-06-20
he's not going on unless you get him some swiss! that's a violation of the contract and you will have to pay him regardless.
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
Shit, I can’t afford to pay in CASH though 😢
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-20
That's the darkest turkey I have ever seen.