Who would possible care about this. By the way Joe, you have an Indiegogo page not a GoFundMe.
Also, the platform you're looking for is actually Patreon. You already have 12 backers, so a $5/month that could be $60 a month of pure taxable income!
Joe's retarded, but I never had a real issue with the dude until he started bringing my name up re: Kurt Love. Doesn't he know I'm just going to keep telling people about how his brother molests teenagers in his basement theater?
I hope Brother Joe understands that with his famous brother going through a number of bad publicity and legal battles in the past, potential sponsors and viewers don't deem him...
Joe is clearly referring to us as "his fans". He is trying to make money off of his stupidity and thinks we will pay him for it. An appropriate idiom for this is "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
If you're here (which I know you are) cow brain, some free advice - People here would like to see you dance for our entertainment but nobody's going to pay you for 1 fucking grand per old episode of your show.
The best chance you'd have of making money would be doing a livestream either on Twitch or YouTube and I guarantee you'd get a decent amount of donations, even if it was for things like making you mooo like a cow.
You don't have any dignity to begin with so I don't see why this should be a problem.
Don't give the fuckface any ideas. He shouldn't make a single cent for being one of the worst people on the planet. Yes, he's stupid, but sometimes we forget the plethora of other awful things about him and he doesn't deserve any money period.
Anyone who gives that loser money is a moron. He'll call it a victory and say he made back all the money he lost from cancelled gigs. He needs to finally get off his fat ass and get a real job. Fucking panhandling leech beggar.
He thinks there's a chance a few dummies might start it going, never reaching 1k total but after it died out he'd try to call a few hundred a victory of some sort.
If he had a few more cow IQ points he would have left the quotes off of "my fans". He might have actually found those few dummies if he hadn't made it obvious he knows the only people he could possibly get anything from is us.
Lol. Lifelong leech has no concept of the value of money.
Yeah sure joe. 31 grand upfront for a poorly put together show sounds like a great deal. Lets all pay for that out of the allowance we get from our little brothers.
Brass tacks time. For $1,000USD, we would get a glorified reaction video with Joe, Big A, and a third random man as the stars. I say "we" because Joe is completely irrelevant to the general public, no one knows or cares about his show. After we personally shit on this retard for months on end, his next logical conclusion is that we would muster the troops and give him a for some Z-tier "content".
Yeah, because throughout all this Joe bashing the underlying sentiment has always been "but you know, I wouldn't mind financially supporting Joe's aborted podcast if he offered", right? Has this crack addict moved on to huffing paint? Joe either thinks that there's some sort of underlying desire for his content, which is a mentally ill thought, or he just wants to fleece 3 or 4 of his boomer followers out of 5 or 10 bucks a pop because GoFundMe doesn't refund you for failed projects. Have we finally tipped the cow over the brink of sanity?
I'm sorry but this infuriates me. A fucking thousand dollars PER EPISODE and one of his cohosts can't even fucking talk. A grand to listen to Big A take a full minute to traverse a 5-word sentence while his foot-long double chin undulates. I can't even look at that fucking tweet without laughing in disbelief.
Joe, nobody gave a shit when you filmed it. The only reason we want it now is to pick through it for examples of you being an ass. Just fucking die already you fat cunt.
57 comments
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-06-20
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
1 cabaretcabaret 2019-06-20
Picks up love egg What the fuck is this?
Obviously you're not a golfer
1 packitchofsositch 2019-06-20
Joe? He's a nihileech.
Must be exhausting.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-20
Joseph Cumia retweeted The Joseph Cumia Show
That reminds me of like in the cartoons and shit when they would shout and all you would hear is an exaggerated ass echo to show nobody else was there
1 Vawsh 2019-06-20
At this stage hes just mooing into the abyss.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-06-20
https://imgur.com/JFblbRl.jpg
1 spolrak123 2019-06-20
And the abyss moos back at him
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-20
Who would possible care about this. By the way Joe, you have an Indiegogo page not a GoFundMe.
Also, the platform you're looking for is actually Patreon. You already have 12 backers, so a $5/month that could be $60 a month of pure taxable income!
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-20
Is that why he pays the dentist in cash
1 alveolae 2019-06-20
In $9.99 bills and CM vouchers.
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-06-20
He pays the dentist for collecting child spit
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-20
He was using gofundme in its generic sense, hence no capital G.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-06-20
Well, you, since you posted about it. You kinda have a crush on Joe. Back off though, he's ours.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-20
Joe's retarded, but I never had a real issue with the dude until he started bringing my name up re: Kurt Love. Doesn't he know I'm just going to keep telling people about how his brother molests teenagers in his basement theater?
1 KPIH 2019-06-20
Does he realize other than making fun of him nobody gives a shit about him?
1 placermutka 2019-06-20
We need a daily tracker of that GoFundMe
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-20
I hope Brother Joe understands that with his famous brother going through a number of bad publicity and legal battles in the past, potential sponsors and viewers don't deem him...
GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-20
You mean brother ang's famous brother
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-06-20
Racists can enter into contracts
1 SensibleKeks 2019-06-20
Joe is clearly referring to us as "his fans". He is trying to make money off of his stupidity and thinks we will pay him for it. An appropriate idiom for this is "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-20
Nice idiom, stupid.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-06-20
I’m not going to pay to laugh at you Joe, that isn’t how bullying works.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-20
Give him fifty cents
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-20
He should be paying us to give him attention
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-06-20
Wow a 4 year old podcast made by a nobody! And he only wants $1000 per episode!
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-20
My god he's practically giving it away!!
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-06-20
Thats a good price!
1 IntIectualHomosexual 2019-06-20
Yes very good price boss, only for you my friend, special price!
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-06-20
Yes yes. You like sex my friend?
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-06-20
How much for Dawns asshole?
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-06-20
ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR!
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-20
If you're here (which I know you are) cow brain, some free advice - People here would like to see you dance for our entertainment but nobody's going to pay you for 1 fucking grand per old episode of your show.
The best chance you'd have of making money would be doing a livestream either on Twitch or YouTube and I guarantee you'd get a decent amount of donations, even if it was for things like making you mooo like a cow.
You don't have any dignity to begin with so I don't see why this should be a problem.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-20
I'll give you 50$ if you do a live stream mooing
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-20
Don't give the fuckface any ideas. He shouldn't make a single cent for being one of the worst people on the planet. Yes, he's stupid, but sometimes we forget the plethora of other awful things about him and he doesn't deserve any money period.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-20
Anyone who gives that loser money is a moron. He'll call it a victory and say he made back all the money he lost from cancelled gigs. He needs to finally get off his fat ass and get a real job. Fucking panhandling leech beggar.
1 ArgumentChamp 2019-06-20
neggar*
1 EdguhMellencamp 2019-06-20
Am I reading this right? One thousand dollars for an episode of the Joseph Cumia Show? This is the same show that barely reached over $200 of its $10K goal in an IndieGoGo campaign.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-06-20
And shows from 2015 to boot. Shows that were supposedly aired then and no one gave a fuck
1 packitchofsositch 2019-06-20
He thinks there's a chance a few dummies might start it going, never reaching 1k total but after it died out he'd try to call a few hundred a victory of some sort.
If he had a few more cow IQ points he would have left the quotes off of "my fans". He might have actually found those few dummies if he hadn't made it obvious he knows the only people he could possibly get anything from is us.
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-06-20
I can't believe none of you autists screen grabbed this when it aired years ago. It was discussed at length on the sub
1 OlGravylegz 2019-06-20
Lol. Lifelong leech has no concept of the value of money. Yeah sure joe. 31 grand upfront for a poorly put together show sounds like a great deal. Lets all pay for that out of the allowance we get from our little brothers.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-20
Woah. Yeah when you've never worked for any money and were raised as a criminal and their the world must really seem different.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-20
Be fair. He will release them one at a time as he reaches each $1000 milestone
1 OlGravylegz 2019-06-20
Oh, I do apologize. I can see now that its actually a very reasonable price.
Fucking boob might as well be charging a billion dollars. Nobody wants your inept shit, joe.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-06-20
Sometimes you just have to envy the truly stupid for their unshakable confidence
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-20
Anthony's bleeding money so badly that Joe is now forced to do his awful show for some coins.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-20
Brass tacks time. For $1,000USD, we would get a glorified reaction video with Joe, Big A, and a third random man as the stars. I say "we" because Joe is completely irrelevant to the general public, no one knows or cares about his show. After we personally shit on this retard for months on end, his next logical conclusion is that we would muster the troops and give him a for some Z-tier "content".
Yeah, because throughout all this Joe bashing the underlying sentiment has always been "but you know, I wouldn't mind financially supporting Joe's aborted podcast if he offered", right? Has this crack addict moved on to huffing paint? Joe either thinks that there's some sort of underlying desire for his content, which is a mentally ill thought, or he just wants to fleece 3 or 4 of his boomer followers out of 5 or 10 bucks a pop because GoFundMe doesn't refund you for failed projects. Have we finally tipped the cow over the brink of sanity?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-20
I'm sorry but this infuriates me. A fucking thousand dollars PER EPISODE and one of his cohosts can't even fucking talk. A grand to listen to Big A take a full minute to traverse a 5-word sentence while his foot-long double chin undulates. I can't even look at that fucking tweet without laughing in disbelief.
1 Skip4play 2019-06-20
He can't even talk. His own brother was making fun of how shit he is on radio.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-06-20
Felt like ~Kirk~ Chancellor Gowron
1 wbgreen 2019-06-20
Feels like Kirk.
Looks like Sisko.
Brother looks like Janeway (Orange is the New Black version).
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-06-20
Sexuality of Sulu.
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-06-20
Joe, nobody gave a shit when you filmed it. The only reason we want it now is to pick through it for examples of you being an ass. Just fucking die already you fat cunt.
1 lowend73 2019-06-20
Assfucker Joe Cumia
1 realister 2019-06-20
"to my fans"
1 readyset3 2019-06-20
I fully encourage him to see this out. The look on his face when he’s earned 12.00 from his brother will be priceless
1 TacolasCage 2019-06-20
Dis nigga ain't making a dime