I don't believe it. The twitter account has 83 followers and half of them are probably from here. There's no downside to him faking that they've broken up to get people to stop messing with them.
A 5,000 word response detailing how they all decided it was time to do something new ages ago and how awesome it is and everyone has miles better stuff in the works and we are all jealous of their fame and wealth, Redditards.
Maybe this means 2U got their big break and will be playing a local music festival in front of nearly fifty disinterested people. Think about it...all the red Gatorade you can drink and two turkey and swiss sandwiches. JACKPOT!
Can you imagine how toxic those bands practices must be? All the members know what Joe wrote and probably are embarrassed by his online behavior. They're probably just a few working guys who do this as a hobby and they can't even play gigs because the "leader" of the band is a racist idiot.
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1 JerkStoreJ 2019-06-20
Well guys I guess we should stop paying attention to their tour dates and whatnot, right?
Nice try joe
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-20
We need to keep the pressure up on his remaining acts, assuming this is true. We cant allow the cumia to regroup
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-20
Sun Tzu On The Art Of War
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-20
all i hear is ching chong ching chong ping pong
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-20
Yes I just said that, thank you
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-20
I don't believe it. The twitter account has 83 followers and half of them are probably from here. There's no downside to him faking that they've broken up to get people to stop messing with them.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-06-20
I hope he’s cancelling all gigs via certified mail with proper 30 days notice as per contract protocol.
1 Phkna1 2019-06-20
Racists can make contracts!
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-06-20
Thank you
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-20
Don't stop believing.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-20
Almost Grownups
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-20
Almost Employed
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-06-20
He also tweeted from the Joe cumia show account
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2019-06-20
When is the joe bloomia show ?
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-06-20
Don't worry Joe. I'm sure you can find a little Filipino boy and start up the band again. Maybe John and Jeff can help you?
1 BergStonewall 2019-06-20
Do we know Sue’s race?
1 countcumia 2019-06-20
Jew
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-20
Well she is a shapeshifter...
1 lrkr526 2019-06-20
Guy
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-20
RRRRRAAAMOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
1 TacolasCage 2019-06-20
Raaaaaaaamoooooone! The wheel in the sky keeps on turning!
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-20
Sometime it do be like Dat
1 drewfoundglory 2019-06-20
WE’RE TWO GUYS
1 GinFoss 2019-06-20
WHO THINK FAR EAST SEX SLAVES ARE WAY TOO EXPENSIVE!
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-06-20
Who think bargirls are high maintenance
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-20
Another bovine attempt at deceptions
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-06-20
Denial, deceit and delusion.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-20
I document it.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-20
Chocolate milk Hell Hole!
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-20
Called it. Hey guys i know you read here, post up about how sick of joes shit you had gotten. Ama!
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-20
What was the last straw, going on reddit today and seeing a drawing of a baby peeing in joes face?
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-20
breathes in AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 BergStonewall 2019-06-20
indeed
1 notasodomite 2019-06-20
I wonder what happened
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-20
I guess they stopped believin’.
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-06-20
/u/doxxer100 do you think this is going to fool anyone?
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-06-20
Be prepared for a 5,000 word response.
1 Twatsmash 2019-06-20
A 5,000 word response detailing how they all decided it was time to do something new ages ago and how awesome it is and everyone has miles better stuff in the works and we are all jealous of their fame and wealth, Redditards.
1 helobious1 2019-06-20
4,000 of them will be unnecessarily capitalized.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-06-20
And the rest misspelled.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-06-20
Maybe this means 2U got their big break and will be playing a local music festival in front of nearly fifty disinterested people. Think about it...all the red Gatorade you can drink and two turkey and swiss sandwiches. JACKPOT!
1 Wolosocu 2019-06-20
Can you imagine how toxic those bands practices must be? All the members know what Joe wrote and probably are embarrassed by his online behavior. They're probably just a few working guys who do this as a hobby and they can't even play gigs because the "leader" of the band is a racist idiot.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-06-20
Fuck them, it’s not like they can’t find someone else who can play U2 songs or Journey on the guitar.
1 Jungies 2019-06-20
I'm chalking this up to blatant homophobia by Joe's bandmates.
Joe's explained (in court!) that he's not a racist, and he's still doing solo gigs, so that's the only explanation left.
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-06-20
🎶Give your love to a cowboy man, He's gonna love ya hard as he can🎶
1 amotionactor 2019-06-20
Ha
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-06-20
Was this all because of the kiwi farms guy?
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-20
Here we stand
Worlds apart
Band broken in two
Two
Two
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-20
I dont believe him. Keep the pressure up.
1 wbgreen 2019-06-20
You think Journey cover bands break up a lot because the guy who pretends to be Joe Perry wants to sing Joe Perry solo songs?
1 TacolasCage 2019-06-20
"Not Really Joe Perry"
1 craigshinkleboutit 2019-06-20
REST IN PISS-pepper hicks
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-06-20
Oh this. I thought his trousers split becasue he's obese.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-20
Just great. I was just about to hire them to play a clitoral circumcision. You guys have ruined a great band.
1 Frequent2001 2019-06-20
both 2u and almost journey.. that is hilarious.
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-06-20
Thoughts and prayers.
1 tjdon 2019-06-20
Whhhaaaa happpennned?
1 Skip4play 2019-06-20
Im sure all 84 people are gutted with this news.
1 Joeybeans1200 2019-06-20
Almost Homeless