"I said a BIG turkey sandwich and a RED Gatorade!! Amateurs. That's it, boys, pack it up. We're not playing one note until this Chili's learns some PROFESSIONALISM"

69  2019-06-20 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

20 comments

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-06-20

This is for his groupies

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-06-20

Oh they're on to solid foods?

1  salescunt129-2 2019-06-20

Yes, they got their dental implants put in recently. And he got the girl

1  GroovyBastard 2019-06-20

This is actually the lunch Sam's mom packed him to take to Colin's wedding.

He pitched quite the temper tantrum after he opened it up and saw those grapes in there.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-06-20

Even the Berry Gatorade is suspiciously close to a fruit for Sam

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-06-20

Sam is suspiciously close to a fruit himself.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-06-20

Homerun jimmy

1  salescunt129-2 2019-06-20

No baby noises, Jerky

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-06-20

HEHEHE YOU DON’T THINK MY FOOD ITEMS SHOULDN'T BE TOUCHING, MOTHER? JESS ALWAYS GETS IT RIGHT HEHEHEHE

1  salescunt129-2 2019-06-20

The only fruit near Sam is himself

1  RealTonySchiavone 2019-06-20

Who the fuck puts toothpicks through grapes?

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-06-20

you know who

1  rahtin 2019-06-20

Some autistic retard who doesn't like the squeaky texture of grape skin gets his mommy to do it for him.

This lunch is a perfect example of why so many American kids are morbidly obese.

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-06-20

Someone who is trying to choke their child. Grapes are already dangerous enough. I guess driving a spike thru each individual grape would make it harder to slide down your throat without tearing shit up.

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-06-20

I'll eat it, but you're ON NOTICE

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-20

So does the band split the turkey sandwich or do they have to pack their own lunches?

1  RealTonySchiavone 2019-06-20

Joe: Since the band was my idea, I get the sandwich.

1  late_50s_why 2019-06-20

See YOU on People's COURT liBtArd

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-20

EVERYTHING COMP'D

1  WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2019-06-20

It's nice to see Anthony can pack his girlfriends lunch with his wild eight hour work week.