Reminder: Patton Oswalt staged his grief for months until he thought he was in the clear to marry his similar yet better replacement wife

49  2019-06-19 by shickadantz

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NOT an award-winning performance.

He just had to be good enough to fool the police.

Of course a pig like him would eat at Arby's

Arby’s has the meats

I'm surpised he didnt take this picture in front of a KFC since one of his more famous stand up bits is trashing KFC's chicken bowls. Pandering is how these scumbags trick people into thinking there's nothing wrong with them.

What a fag

I want to beat this murderer to death with his own fucking Emmy.

MODS: I'M KIDDING.

White OJ

There's a TV presenter in the UK who's wife died. He's now kind of the go to for male grief stuff. He's always on TV going on about his dead wife and how sad his kid was, how he was a virgin before marriage for religious reasons etc etc.

He was fucking someone else within a year.

The comedian?

destroying this fat murdering faggot would be the piece de la resistance of this reborn sub.

Oswalt fans have defended this photo with, "he's overly dramatic on purpose! He's just being funny!"

So... he's joking about being sad that his wife died? How is that better?

I hate everything about this photo. I hate how it's at Arby's, the alcohol, his suit, face, the tone he's trying to set and how he got an Emmy for something. Fucker should be in jail for what he did

Her body wasn't even cold when he get married