Why does Greg fitzsimmons think he’s tough?
28 2019-06-19 by ParamoreFan69420
He’s a midget mick who grew up in a blue collar town and probably got into a bunch of “hold me back” scuffles at shitty dive bars filled with 50 year old plumbers. Idk basically Greg is a giant faggot wannabe tough guy and his comedy fucking stinks.
26 comments
1 Superbad415 2019-06-19
He said nigger on jre before. He’s aight
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-06-19
I said nigger once in the middle of spit-roasting your mom. I'm aight.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-06-19
Because he's the captain of the ship and he never slips with the grip .
1 JansHammer 2019-06-19
he wears a newsboy hat and that makes him think he's one of the bowery boys.
1 wbgreen 2019-06-19
Every potato nigger and guinea thinks his is a tough guy because 3 generations ago, their people were blue collar laborers (because they are dumb) and the early boxers were micks and wops (because they are dumb).
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-19
Basically the celebration of their past is the reason they hate black people today, but of course stupid people don’t have any self awareness
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-06-19
But then, almost everyone ends up hating black people after enough exposure to them.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-06-19
Alcohol and only hanging in groups of replicas fuel this.
1 rdoran93 2019-06-19
never really understood past discrimination towards the irish until i saw his face
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-06-19
He's a rich kid whose dad worked in the radio industry, I doubt he's even been in a bar fight in a blue collar town.
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-06-19
He grew up in Westchester County. His dad was a famous DJ and his mom worked for the New York Times.
He's bald, too.
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-06-19
Man he had it tough
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-19
Grow up on the street but raised by his parents
1 Frequent2001 2019-06-19
probably because he never got punched in the face before.
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-06-19
The shoulderless weak fag had to quit drinking too. Fuck him
1 ParamoreFan69420 2019-06-19
I’ve come to the conclusion that outside of stanhope there isn’t a single comedian who had/has an actual drinking problem. All frauds
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-19
if stanhope has a drinking problem, how come hes still drinking?
checkmate
1 ParamoreFan69420 2019-06-19
His body is rotting from the inside out. I love him but he’s physically destroyed his body and pickled his brain in the process
1 wbgreen 2019-06-19
Stanhope isn't an alcoholic. He's a social drinker who thinks the persona of an addict makes the stand up version of Hunter S Thompson. He's not nearly as bad as Jim about it, at least.
Stanhope is 52 and if he were an actual alcoholic, he'd be a stumbling incoherent mess who looks 72. He'd be unable to deliver a standup set. Look at Sam Kinison's shit from the last 5 years of his life to see what an addict comic looks like.
Faggot doesn't even have multiple DUIS.
1 amotionactor 2019-06-19
I’ve barely heard that guy say half a sentence, but yo don’t have to to see he’s a bottom of the barrel comedian who’s been trying to find his niche for like 30 years
1 PrinceAlena 2019-06-19
He really is exactly like every person associated with O&A. Short, frail, balding, skinny manlets that talk tough behind a microphone but would run away from any real life confrontation.
1 MrHooHooHooligans 2019-06-19
Hoooooooold me back!
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-06-19
If he's telling the truth, he got in lots of fights when he was a kid/college years. Got his ass kicked a few times too, he's said. "But that was a long time a-GO!" as Frank Pentangeli would say.
I cant stand his guilty white liberal politics, but his stand up is pretty funny. He fucking eviscerated me on Kill Tony once. It sucked.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
Fag
1 bigbird911 2019-06-19
I once tapped him on the shoulder at the Comedy Store to tell him good set. He recoiled like a frightened rat like I was going to rob him or something.
1 babysealclubber1 2019-06-19
that faggit has never been punched in his stupid mouth once. i have known several people that talk just like him they try to scare others with their watch out im a rage guy routine. sadly this is why not getting your nose busted or some teeth punched out of your skull can be a horrilbe thing. had he just once took a beating he would drop this pathetic larping game he plays.