Why does Greg fitzsimmons think he’s tough?

28  2019-06-19 by ParamoreFan69420

He’s a midget mick who grew up in a blue collar town and probably got into a bunch of “hold me back” scuffles at shitty dive bars filled with 50 year old plumbers. Idk basically Greg is a giant faggot wannabe tough guy and his comedy fucking stinks.

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He said nigger on jre before. He’s aight

I said nigger once in the middle of spit-roasting your mom. I'm aight.

Because he's the captain of the ship and he never slips with the grip .

he wears a newsboy hat and that makes him think he's one of the bowery boys.

Every potato nigger and guinea thinks his is a tough guy because 3 generations ago, their people were blue collar laborers (because they are dumb) and the early boxers were micks and wops (because they are dumb).

Basically the celebration of their past is the reason they hate black people today, but of course stupid people don’t have any self awareness

But then, almost everyone ends up hating black people after enough exposure to them.

Alcohol and only hanging in groups of replicas fuel this.

never really understood past discrimination towards the irish until i saw his face

He's a rich kid whose dad worked in the radio industry, I doubt he's even been in a bar fight in a blue collar town.

He grew up in Westchester County. His dad was a famous DJ and his mom worked for the New York Times.

He's bald, too.

Man he had it tough

Grow up on the street but raised by his parents

probably because he never got punched in the face before.

The shoulderless weak fag had to quit drinking too. Fuck him

I’ve come to the conclusion that outside of stanhope there isn’t a single comedian who had/has an actual drinking problem. All frauds

if stanhope has a drinking problem, how come hes still drinking?

checkmate

His body is rotting from the inside out. I love him but he’s physically destroyed his body and pickled his brain in the process

Stanhope isn't an alcoholic. He's a social drinker who thinks the persona of an addict makes the stand up version of Hunter S Thompson. He's not nearly as bad as Jim about it, at least.

Stanhope is 52 and if he were an actual alcoholic, he'd be a stumbling incoherent mess who looks 72. He'd be unable to deliver a standup set. Look at Sam Kinison's shit from the last 5 years of his life to see what an addict comic looks like.

Faggot doesn't even have multiple DUIS.

I’ve barely heard that guy say half a sentence, but yo don’t have to to see he’s a bottom of the barrel comedian who’s been trying to find his niche for like 30 years

He really is exactly like every person associated with O&A. Short, frail, balding, skinny manlets that talk tough behind a microphone but would run away from any real life confrontation.

Hoooooooold me back!

If he's telling the truth, he got in lots of fights when he was a kid/college years. Got his ass kicked a few times too, he's said. "But that was a long time a-GO!" as Frank Pentangeli would say.

I cant stand his guilty white liberal politics, but his stand up is pretty funny. He fucking eviscerated me on Kill Tony once. It sucked.

Fag

I once tapped him on the shoulder at the Comedy Store to tell him good set. He recoiled like a frightened rat like I was going to rob him or something.

that faggit has never been punched in his stupid mouth once. i have known several people that talk just like him they try to scare others with their watch out im a rage guy routine. sadly this is why not getting your nose busted or some teeth punched out of your skull can be a horrilbe thing. had he just once took a beating he would drop this pathetic larping game he plays.