-the man who got his gig cancelled gets into a car crash, propelling his child through a windshield. that man is currently in prison. the child is still scraped across the highway

-goes on the peoples court, embarrasses the club owner, takes his money, and gets the girl

-shuts down six subreddits while belly laughing

-sends the redditards into a confused frenzy. half are on a 70s webforum, the other half are on this sub where a mod is shadowbanning people for making jew jokes. joes cackles can be heard in the background

-gunned down 35 sand niggers singlehandedly in afghanistan

-makes $10k a gig

-lives rent-free in the heads of redditards