Why won't 25 year old waitresses date me?

26  2019-06-15 by JosephCumia1959

12 comments

God damn it I fucked it up

Fuck I’ll do it...

Nah this is Good.jim is horrible

Jim should be killed.

Those sccccumbags didn’t care who I was until I put on the mask

They motherfucked him

God mother-fucked Jimbo.

Is that a breathe right strip that looks like it’s just pulling two fat rolls off his nose?

This always seemed like it was totally unnecessary and Jimmy's so called struggle with sleep apnea (which he never failed to mention on-air and exhibit through these dumb selfies was just another way to be eccentric. Because he thinks eccentricity makes you a better comic and he can't make himself funnier on stage.

It’s absolutely bizarre that he keeps bringing attention to his sleep apnea. This is probably literally the hundredth picture I’ve seen of him wearing that stupid thing.

I used to think it was a joke, or that he gets off on looking like a weirdo, but now I think he’s just plain complaining. Like an old woman, constantly bringing up her health problems.

What’s with this show and guys not acting their age? Anthony is 70 and thinks he’s 20, Jim is 55 and acts like he’s 95, and Sam is basically a toddler with a driver’ s license. Say what you will about Opie but at least he acts his age.

nobody cared who I was even after I put on the mask

-Gayne

I wish they were pumping sarin into that mask.