"Sweetie, there's no such thing as the Cumia-man, its just a made up story to scare you. There's nothing in your closet, loo- AHHHHHH!!!!!!"

27  2019-06-15 by sanfrancisco69er

10 comments

1  soggylefttesticle 2019-06-15

Nice story, stupid

1  late_50s_why 2019-06-15

Cumios ain't real, they can't hurt you

1  DigitechLooper 2019-06-15

They ate real. But they’re also tremendous pussies so they can’t hurt you.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-06-15

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

1  SirSodomy 2019-06-15

Could you imagine this thing touching your daughter or young female relatives?

1  [deleted] 2019-06-15

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1  IveBeenCalledSxyB4 2019-06-15

It's the teeth that genuinely freak me out. He looks like a sadistic Romanian grandma who kept all her baby teeth.

1  DumbCowJoe 2019-06-15

He really is an aggressively ugly fuck. The phrase ‘face for radio’ could’ve been coined for this gargoyle come to life.

1  TheMaestro2 2019-06-15

this is good lol

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-06-15

No, he doesn't look like a sexual predator. He's probably a nice old man who doesn't have any designs on my daughter.