"Sublebrities" are the most pathetic faggots on Earth.
0 2019-06-14 by JoesGobletofKidSpit
It is the lowest and gayest amount of fame that a human being can possibly obtain and it always immediately goes to their faggot heads. Imagine being such a gay, father figureless homo that you get off on upvotes and people recognizing your shitty username on a faggot message board. Imagine considering yourself a "content creator" and actually trying to parley that in to the gayest amount of power a human being could have aka internet moderation. Imagine thinking in your needy faggot brain that you are actually important because you occasionally say funny shit online.
"Hehe I bet this comment will really get the boys on the sub going, thank God they have me and my sharp whit to keep things real!"
Imagine being Abe, Stinks, Guinness525, OkSeriouslyBro, Bamsseed, Spititoutsocrates or any of the other insecure, pathetic, delusional faggot sublebrities and not killing yourself out of shame.
36 comments
1 Dick_NiPaolo 2019-06-14
Idk man, RapistWithHIV had a niggas ribs hurtin a couple times
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-06-14
There are exceptions, but he should kill himself anyway.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-14
Whatever happened to that guy?
1 Dick_NiPaolo 2019-06-14
He died of HIV. He went out the same way as Robert Reed -- and hopefully someday, Jim Norton
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-14
Man, just thought it was HIV, but obviously it was AIDs. RIP, ‘Pist.
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-14
ahem
He died of pneumonia
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-14
Pretty sure he's still around.
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-06-14
Sounds like all of reddit.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-14
Sounds like someone is jealous
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-06-14
I just wish I could win the approval of the 15th O&a subreddit :(
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-14
Why are you seething? Unless one of the regular posters here personally fucked you over in a major way, who cares? At all?
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-06-14
Classic YangtzeRiverChina
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-14
If you don't like us go take your faggot ass back to Cumtown
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-14
Hey! What about me. I think I’m a pretty active poster but no one talks about me.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-14
You’re terrific, SirSodomy.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-14
U steer the sub snifff dont need all the fawkin lights on ya
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-14
Kinda undahappreciated ta be honest witchya sniff
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-06-14
😎
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-14
You wrote 7 sentences and 5 of them contained the word "faggot" you unoriginal fuck.
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-06-14
Hahaha damn you got me you content creating big dog, you!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-14
Like the content you create on r/cumtown?
Get it gang? He's taken a pop culture reference (the Millennium Falcon) and introduced masturbation to keep his friends at cumtown giggling. HEY WHAT IF HAN SOLO JERKED OFF ON THE CHESS SET!?!? THAT WULD BE PRETTY RANDUMB XD
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-06-14
I hope I make your next tearful, seven page post about how you tried to save the third backup sub with your fearless leadership.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-14
Master of humor, let me run this joke by you. So it's popular superhero Spider-Man except instead of shooting web out his hands he shoots cum out his dick.
Thoughts? I really tried to pick a pop culture character everyone is aware of and then change something about him to make it more gay. Because that is LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HES SHOOTING CUM INSTEAD OF WEB
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-06-14
I knew of everyone I tagged you'd be the one that was thin skinned enough to respond and continue fighting me in the comments with your signature, several paragraph long "love me daddy, please accept me and side with me fellow sub members" comments. Kill yourself dude.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-14
When I post gay erotic Star Wars fanfiction on r/cumtown, I'm not looking for acceptance. I'm not looking for the community to side with me. I write gay erotic Star Wars fanfiction on r/cumtown for ME.
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-06-14
You got me dude, I made three shitty throw away jokes on the cumtown subreddit. I should have started a subreddit named after my faggot username and made my shitty jokes there! You are power tripping and pouring your life in to reddit because you got upvoted regularly on a fucking radio show sub lmao
1 PancakesHousePodcast 2019-06-14
More like, HAND SOLO, amirite??? LOLOLOL
1 PastorAnderson 2019-06-14
It was very gay when people would call Stinks by his first name like they're in a special club.
Well, they are in a special club, it's just like The Rectum.
1 unknowkid96 2019-06-14
Your a sublebritie now
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-06-14
Absolutely agreed, too bad at this point with how badly we've been shaken up most of what's left is faggy sub-celebs.
Even worse: oogling over and white knighting a nasty ho 4/10 sub-celeb with distrusting mutant looking body parts. What a bunch of faggots.
1 unknowkid96 2019-06-14
Are you talking about the huge belly button bump. If you have that pic please post it
1 age_of_cage 2019-06-14
Imagine knowing who any of these people are.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-06-14
Say "Imagine" again Lennon.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-14
Classic joesgobletofspit. Never pulls any punches this fawkin guy
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-06-14
whine like a bitch more
1 CrownChicken 2019-06-14
I drop my reddit account every 3 months. I couldn't imagine trying to get known around here. I'm not trying to get doxxed lmao.