Street shitters plan to launch the first space station with no bathroom facilities

5  2019-06-14 by OpieRadiosYellowSock

9 comments

Good lord,could you imagine the horrific, ungodly stench inside of an Indian Space Station?

It's like my Computer Science department.

The aroma mix of stale BO, fecal matter, curry and gallons of cheap cologne that accumulates around groups of them should be considered an act of chemical warfare.

So are they going to open a hatch and shit in space?

Why shit out in space when you can keep the shit around the same area you sleep, bath, work and live in. All the time.

You’re right, the street equivalent in space is more like shitting in the common areas of the station. Shitting in space is “outside” but since the shit floats away it’s more similar to a toilet

When are they going to develop toilets and plumbing?

Necessity is the mother of all invention; if you don't see a need or added benefit to separating your excrement from the rest of society, why even bother with toilets?

India plans to have its own space station in the future and conduct separate missions to study the Sun and Venus

I'll do you a solid there, Mohinder: the sun is hot, and you won't be able to actually meet the god of love so you can put a smell (excuse me, a spell) on non-dot women.