Egg yolks are the highest quality protein you can consume.

Jim heard once that yolks are bad back in the early 80's and hasn't swayed since. He picked it up during his formative years like Kiss, blowing guys and being rejected by women.

Heard him yoked on some Norwegian tranny semen

It was a fad years ago when people thought fat was bad for you.

Jim has both the personality and the ideas toward dieting of a chubby housewife in 1983.

And the muscle tone.

A six egg omelet with free range eggs, organic cheese, and lean ham would kill him, unfortunately.

He's like that albino monk character from "The Da Vinci Code" that would regulary whip himself as punishment for his sins, except instead of a whip, he just forces himself to eat the most shitty, bland food imaginable.

Mr. Norton is a dark and tortured soul, you see.

Egg whites and mustard are the perfect fuel for producing the putrid, hilarious gassers that are Jim’s trademark.