Joe Cumia’s a goo goobler. ...end of story.

Vurry good.

Mr. Mohra: Yah, right-o. Well, so, I'm tendin' bar down there across from the Claire's Accessories last Tuesday and this little skinny-fat guy's drinkin', wearing two shirts and he says, 'So where can a guy find some underage action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the Compound.' And I says, 'What kinda action???' And he says, 'Middle school action, what do I look like?' And I says, 'Well, a bit like Danny Trejo's cheeks, but I don't arrange that kinda thing.' And he says, 'But I'm goin' crazy out there at the Compound,' and I says, 'Yah, but this ain't that kinda place.'

Officer Olson: Uh-huh.

Mr. Mohra: He says, 'Oh, so I get it, so you think I'm some kinda black person for askin',' only he don't use the words "black person".

Officer Olson: I understand.

Mr. Mohra: Then he calls me a black person and says the last guy who thought he was a black person has broken ribs and a bite on their hand. So, I don't say nothin'. He says, 'What do ya think about that?' And I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for 95 pound girls in their early 20s, then.'

Officer Olson: [chuckles] You got that right.

Mr. Mohra: Yah. He says, 'Yah, that girl got assaulted and I don't mean a pretzel.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the Compound.'

Mr. Mohra: Anyway, he was drinkin' at the bar, so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but then Mrs. Mohra, she heard about Kurt Love and molestations down there and thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End of story.

Officer Olson: Well, what'd this guy look like, anyways?

Mr. Mohra: Oh, he's a little guy. Kinda looks like a pork rind'.

Officer Olson: Uh-huh. In what way?

Mr. Mohra: Oh, just in a general kinda way.

Goddamn, gotta niggas ribs

Bravo.

God damn good.

I thought we'd take care of it here...in Rosslyn!

Sue Lightning? Never heard of him. Cant vouch for him.

Son of where’s my fucking gunderson

"Like I say, he was ghoulish looking. More than most people even."

"What about the other fella?"

"He was a little older. You know, he looked like the cow from Laughing Cow Cheese. But maybe I'm saying that because he ate a lot of cheese. You know, like a subconscious type of thing."