I've got something I need to get off my chest

14  2019-06-13 by Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly

If you don't eat Chic Fil A you're a faggot.

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OK nice talkin to ya

44 comments

4  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-13

Please dont send people to most of works competition

3  SibHashian13 2019-06-13

Love those waffle fries. A superior scooping mechanism for the sauce of choice. Not to mention that place has some of the most spotless bathrooms I’ve ever seen.

1  hahfdjahdfsja 2019-06-13

those faggots don't salt their fries

1  SibHashian13 2019-06-13

So put salt on them

3  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-13

Nicest fucking employees ever.

1  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-06-13

My pleasure

1  ArgumentChamp 2019-06-13

Whites...

It's like going back in time to the 50s when you go to In N Out too. Pleasant.

2  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-13

I was stoned at Chic Fil A a couple years back at like 10pm and like 4-6 black thots come marching in with their fat black pimp. I'm facing the door so I'm casually checking the ladies out as they walk by, but not obvious enough that the pimp gets upset. Pimp walks by and it's not a pimp at all, it's fucking CeeLo Green taking his harem to get some chicken.

He's disappeared off the face of the earth, but boy was he living his best life that night.

3  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-13

Ruizing

1  Belchides 2019-06-13

He's disappeared

CeeLess Green.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-13

which begs the question: why isn't there a rapper who calls himself Seymour Green? it's fawkin perfect

1  PhishInVa2 2019-06-13

My pleasure

1  flip0pilf 2019-06-13

It's all about the dipping sauces and the fact they give you as many as you want for no extra charge.

1  commissarjb 2019-06-13

I like their ad campaign where Joe is holding up signs telling me to eat more chik'n.

1  0xAncientHist0ry 2019-06-13

Every meal purchased at chic fil a is a meal stolen from your local Panera boys. Remember that.

1  xterraroc 2019-06-13

Fine dinning for white trash.

1  SibHashian13 2019-06-13

Dinning?

1  xterraroc 2019-06-13

Shit.... got me.

1  SibHashian13 2019-06-13

I can only imagine your humiliation

1  xterraroc 2019-06-13

If Joe can live with himself, I’ll get by.

1  late_50s_why 2019-06-13

We are more of a pro perana sub tho

Reported

1  paneracist 2019-06-13

Sir, I'll remind you that Rule #7 of the Paneracists Handbook is:

Remember the spelling of "Panera" as "pane + era", Italian for "bread to be"

1  PatBattle1 2019-06-13

Love going ruizing at chik fil a. I get 20 buggies, spicy chicken with extra mayo, large waffle fries and a frozen lemonade. Their sauces are amazing, chick fil a sauce, Polynesian, ranch and spicy sweet siracha are my favorite to diiiiiiiiiiiiip with.

1  Belchides 2019-06-13

Pat I love you man but you cant ruiz like that or youll end up like bobby

1  Popblawo 2019-06-13

Chic Fila sucks

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1  Jesuskush666 2019-06-13

Might have to get me a spicy deluxe extra pickles after work. Got a niggas stomach rumblin

0  aRTie02150 2019-06-13

That sweet siracha sauce is good

0  Superbad415 2019-06-13

Nothing like waiting 30 minutes for an overrated fast food chicken sandwich. Here’s a new theory for you, chik fil a is exclusively for faggots.

2  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-06-13

First of all, don't ever disrespect the Lord's chicken in front of me again.

Second, I've sat in a line of 3 cars at McDonald's and waited 35 fuckin minutes. I go to Chic Fil A there's 33 cars ahead of me.. within 5 minutes my food is being served hot and fresh to me by an employee who hates the LGBT community as much or more than I do.

1  Superbad415 2019-06-13

Nice affinity for average chicken sandwiches, stupid.

-1  JerkStoreJ 2019-06-13

Sorry, I’m not poor

-2  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-13

I guess im a faggot then

2  1073WAAF 2019-06-13

I thought you people loved chicken?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-13

Yeah but I cant do breaded chicken between 2 slices of bread fuckin bread on bread on bread sandwich. No sir.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-13

Get some nuggets or Sam-approved tendies and dip them in some goddamn polynesian sauce

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-13

Nah

1  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-06-13

First things first, hit yourself with something hard right in your face. Once you're done that, get in your car. If you don't have a car, fuck you, you're poor, not my problem. Go drive to your nearest Chic Fil A. If you don't have a Chic Fil A near you, hit yourself in the face again and then keep driving until you get to one. Go inside and order a #1, extra pickle and extra extra Chic Fil A sauce. Now eat it, faggot. You're welcome

3  2Shirts4life 2019-06-13

This had better be worth it

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-13

Its 2 fuckin miles from my house and I ain't ate there once in 5 years

But if I did you guys would be all LOL nigger

There's no winning

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-06-13

No, there's only losing with sass.

Post some nudes please.

1  TamaInoino 2019-06-13

LOL nigger

1  unknowkid96 2019-06-13

Show some respect she's a house nigger. She ain't working in those cotton fields no more.

1  SteakSauce66 2019-06-13

Pickle? You’re a bigger faggot than someone who hasn’t had Chic Fil A.