Retarded poker slit dies in the most hilariously stupid way possible

6  2019-06-13 by PigRoachAmySchumer

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- "outstanding intellect and deep mathematical knowledge"

-woman

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something's not adding up here

-accidentally kills herself with hair dryer in the bath

-outstanding intellect

-peckas

I'm pretty sure it's a suicide, and the coroner's just covering up for the sake of her family.

If the photo's accurate then she had long hair - how the fuck are you going to dry that sitting in a bath?

Nah she's just a stupid fucking cunt.

She had information that would have led to the arrest of hilliary clinton.

So her parents thought to call the police because they hadn’t heard from her in a couple of hours? Right.

Russian codes don’t require GFCI, and they have an insane amount of voltage in every outlet. It’s a savage country.

She colluded with the wall socket.

Bye bye cunt

Women are idiots.

This is a scenario only seen in a Kelsey Cook tweet. “I was so hungover I thought my blow dryer was a loofa pad 🤣😂😆”

She tried to text her bff on her hair dryer.