Eat different things, learn to cook, get into good alcohol (there should be somewhere that does tastings near you, thats an activity) visit a different country.

Try something that doesn't come in a plastic gallon jug.

Don't drink to get drunk, thats the fucking boredom vortex. If you're going to drink, get a good wine or whiskey, something you can actually taste. Its great. As i said, look for tastings of things in the area, the host will walk you through what you should be able to taste, if your tastebuds are dead. Wake up your senses

Don't drink to get drunk

Then why bother drinking at all?

You dont have to get shitfaced every time you have a beer

I didn't realize you were my mother.

Clean your room

Stop cheating on dad.

I cant help myself, Leroy and his friends fill me in a way your father never could

FUCK YOU

I honestly can't think of anything gayer than a "host" telling me what something tastes like.

The guy is bored of life, learning to taste flavors he previously didn't realize were there will slow everything down, and he will appreciate the smaller things a lot more.

There's low shelf garbage like Smirnoff vodka which tastes like shit or classy, smooth and refreshing Natty Daddy's.

He asked for things to do that weren't gay.

I pregame wine tastings and people get ANGRY at me? Bunch of fuckin snobs lookin down there noses at ME. NEWSflash wine is wine faggots.

I’d recommend jiu jitsu. It’s helped me get in shape, make new friends , but it’s typically a bunch of dudes wrestling in pjs. If you can get over that it’s a lot of fun. You get to learn how to throw people and then choke them out.

If you can get with the right school, definitely. Some schools will offer complimentary programming like MT kickboxing , I know a place that offers Kali which is a Filipino martial art that mostly stick and knife based.

which is a Filipino martial art that mostly stick and knife based.

Not sure if that's a joke or not.

Very real.

Could have went either way.

Kali is pretty cool. I took a few classes last year but the class schedule was not the greatest. I’d like to get back into though.

Jiu jitzu is kinda gay, isn't it? Touching old sweat men, rolling around with them, trying to hide your boner when Philipe pulls a quick move.

The secret is to cum in the first 15 seconds so your boner deflates before the round is over.

If you can get over the homoeroticism, it’s a lot of fun and probably the most useful martial art out there next to maybe boxing. If a fight lasts more than a punch or two it’s likely gonna be taken to the ground which is 90 percent of bjj.

But you're just training for that one or two altercations you might run into in your entire life, after dry humping Roganite faggots on the ground for a thousand hours. It's just really fucking gay man. Don't get it.

I like to train because martial arts was the one physical thing I was halfway decent at. I’m terrible at bjj but better than when I started, it’s taken me a while to understand the fundamentals because there is no punching or kicking. I’d say try a class out and if you still feel the same way then it’s not for you. Muay Thai is pretty intense.

Golf takes up a lot of time.

This is generally what I recommend to insanely bored people. Sometimes I even think about golf during sex if she's ugly and they're always ugly.

Practice your shooting for when the economy collapses or you finally snap and pay a visit to your local build-a-bear with vengeance in your heart.

Having sex with a woman is PFG

Ive had good results with ether

My hobbies and interests right now include insulting women online, jerking off, and going to the gym.

Have you considered bilking truckers out of money for a phony cartoon you'll never have any intention of making?

Get an old motorcycle or classic car. Buy a manual and learn how to fix it.

Read classic books from authors like Dostoievski, Balzac, Thomas Mann, Flaubert and get learned in your hatred towards general faggotry.

What's wrong with the hobbies we got?

It bores pretty good

Learn an instrument. Like piano.

He already plays the skin flute

Nobody has gone to the phones yet? Fawk

SNOWAYYY!

Start a cover band.

Tribute Band

My girlfriend of 3 years just left me nd yeah, besides working, getting blackout drunk, and sleeping, the world is a dark miserable place

It’s becoming very obvious that you’re actually gay. You might want to just roll with it instead hating women and calling everyone a “faggot.”

Black out and waking up at the afternoon can be depressing tho, the day already gone and you're still to tired to get up

At least when arising from his hangover he won't slowly remember that he wouldn't be able to survive without an allowance from his younger brother. /u/amotionactor stay strong brothaman

Listen to a baseball game