Sam Roberts is a comic? And a congrats to the great Colin Quinn!

33  2019-06-10 by AlanSmithee23

45 comments

Ugh what the fuck? Sam Roberts is a lot of things, but he’s no fucking comic. Oh well, he’s lumped in there with worm and pig.

I thought Colin was gay

Swedish German fella andy richter was married and hes gay.

I like the username

Well, he is funny looking.

Also I like to imagine the Worm BROOOding when he went home to his manchild apartment after seeing what a real man like Col is doing.

"Colin, are you raising a glass of champagne? You sssssssssscumbag, you know I'm in recovery. You all motherfucked me!!!!!"

Is Tom Papa some CIA handler for comics? How does he get his stupid mug into everything? He’s horrrrible!

He’s in my top 5 “incomprehensibly baffled as to his fame” comics. I just dont get it.

YA KNOW WHAT DUDE I BAUGHT YA A BLENDA OFF YA REGISTRY, I SQUEEZED INTO A TUX, BOOM IM EATING ENTIRE TRAYS OF FINGER FOOD AT THE RECEPTION

Doesn't look like Anthony Cumia and his prostitute were invited. You know he would've posted pics on his social media. How's obscurity treating you, Ant?

Obscurity is treating him so well that he now has to consider his twitter a "parody account". Fitting since his career is a fucking joke now.

HEY! He has Bob fuckin Levy on his show today! Only the big names for AntH!

This was Bob's "reward" for doxxing one of Bro Joe's detractors.

I wonder if they'll bring it up today, and then allow Joe to do a phoner like the old days to further bore and annoy the audience. People actually pay for that shitty network. What sorry suckers.

Sub drama where the Cumias convince themselves they are winning or Opie gossip are the only buzz this pathetic shambling mess of show has anymore. Even then, nobody fucking cares.

I've seen his ballwashers complaining since he activated his new Twitter account that it's all he can talk about again. "Somebody sent this to me on Twitter." "Somebody said this on Twitter." "I saw this on Twitter." Of course, that's all he has is other people's material as show prep, especially the political pundits he's always followed. He's always parroted them. He doesn't know shit about it on his own and we all know he's never taken civics, poly-sci, or economics courses, and his moron fans think he's a genius for repeating what he read from people he follows on Twitter.

Ooooohh, I wonder if he's going to talk about "gettin' cunt" or "eatin' Box'?

I'm sure someone could get Bobo to turn on Colin again if they tweet him about he and Nana not being invited.

OR...he was, but he's not famous enough to be talked about.

Of course he wouldn't be mentioned in the article posted as if he was any sort of celebrity worthy of mention. That's why I said Anthony didn't post anything about it on any of his social media accounts. He definitely would have if he was invited and was there.

Colin’s wife is pretty cute.

Nothing but quality for Colin

I can’t wait till CQ becomes a dad for the first time. That’s when the true hilarity begins.

She's 46, so that might not be happening.

Nia was 47 when she gave birth to her fitness trainer's son

Simians don't care if their kids come out retarded. They don't know the difference.

^^ My nigga. Truth hurts billy burr u spineless faggot

I thought I read in a different article that she was in her 30s. I could be wrong.

That's the age that came back from several sites when I searched it today, but babies are still a possibility without retardation if she froze her eggs, or they pay someone to cook it for them like that mudshark Kim Kardashian.

Yep. She’s 46. I even found her phone number too. That’s a little disturbing.

She looks great for 46, but she's also rich and injected with dead baby juice, mutant botulism spores, and whatever else they inject in their faces.

46 year old woman, without kids, can look amazing.

Even with kids. She's loaded. TV producer. Probably came from a family of means or has very good connections. Great for Colin.

His sperm is potent. It'll create life somewhere in there.

He must be stopped let's shut that little faggots twitter. I can hear him giggling like a fag eating tendies watching wwf as he gloats and reads that.

Marrying a guy who already had 1 heart attack? I see this young lady is a gambler

His physical appearance is too horrifying to elicit laughter.

You just know worm tried to snag pictures with every celebrity at that wedding.

No, Sam is an unfunny, untalented, sociopathic, mutant

CQ's 60 and married a younger, attractive, successful woman who probably truly loves him. He's the fuckin coolest

The greatest part off the whole thing is they mention Sam as a comic but not Rich Vos

That's the joke

Ugh..................Can you imagine the fucking worm trying to get selfies with the talent?

Do you think he got seated next to Jerry?