We aren’t going anywhere, we will get a people’s court part 2 because good things happen to good people. Which is what this place is full of. Good people who hate child groomers and racist boomers who don’t have jobs and collect child spit.

We are the peoples heroes

Drinks and drives

Takes selfies like a tween, while riding on the shoulder with his daughter in the car.

That’s the Joseph lane, Mr. X

He's also black.

*Accidentally outed himself as a homosexual patron of the big apple ranch

*Thinks online IQ tests are accurate and got scammed by one, proudly

*Calls his house the "compound east" and actually thought that would sound cool

*Can't ever get his daughter to school on time

*Accidentally admitted that he is a drunk driver

*Buys $99.95 guitars from China, thinks they are real Gibsons, and brags about this

*Spends hundreds of dollars on Best Buy Geek Squad to try (and fail) to figure out what 4k TV is

*Installs malware onto his computer because he opens random attachments and blames Windows Update, as though Microsoft would just accidentally let that happen

I could keep going, still going from memory. Joe is a real gift

• Consistently books shitty low-market cover band gigs, then loses gigs because of his racism and pedophile-enabling

• Close friend, confidante, and associate with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Hollander