“r/OpieandAnthonyxyz…I never thanked you for saving my life.”

79  2019-06-07 by JMueller2012

28 comments

I don't care how much of a faggot it makes me that scene always causes me to leave the room because I have something in my eye.

A cock

That isn't in my eye.

A cock in his eye would make him smile the finook

Yep.

Lt. Dan was a good man. Could’ve fucked Forrest out of a lot of fruit company money

In the book "Gump&Co" Lt Dan actually did fuck Forrest out of a lot of money

That was a pretty dark book.

Didn’t he fuck Jenny, too?

Gets me too.

Kevin Smith would never understand that feeling. His faggot tears are reserved for the marvel universe and disney films.

He challenged God and won. That is not logos!

It brings a tear to me eye.. Eye eye eye

That guy has amazing nipples.

There they are. Just out there lookin at ya. Got one on over there and one over here. Those are some good nipples.

Look imma be real with you. I cam back from Afganistan and i was a pretty heavy drinker. Ptsd through the roof. The sub really helped. I mean its not the sole reason i quit drinking but it was definitely nice having something to check daily and stay in society in some capacity. Ill save you the sob story. Have a good job, a wife and a kid on the way now. Thanks r/opieandanthony

But do you have a plastic dinosaur in your backyard ?? Only then will you know true happiness.

He has real dinosaurs come over for poker and selfies every Saturday night

Did you used to talk about drinking at work? There was someone that did and I remember telling them to just look at how Nana turned out. If that was you, congrats.

No and i wasnt in the military either. Stealing valor really makes you feel like a piece of shit idk how joe can manage it for 30 yrs. I barely lasted a hour

God damn that's funny.

Goddamn I'm a dumb fag.

Well done.

A wife on the way? Slovakian mail order I assume?

Where'd you order a kid from though?

Magic Legs!!!

jenny was a whore. i wouldn’t have even allowed to her to receive my seed

She would have provided you with the gift of the HIV.

"but you aint got a successful podcast LT.Cumia"