Look imma be real with you. I cam back from Afganistan and i was a pretty heavy drinker. Ptsd through the roof. The sub really helped. I mean its not the sole reason i quit drinking but it was definitely nice having something to check daily and stay in society in some capacity. Ill save you the sob story. Have a good job, a wife and a kid on the way now. Thanks r/opieandanthony
Did you used to talk about drinking at work? There was someone that did and I remember telling them to just look at how Nana turned out. If that was you, congrats.
No and i wasnt in the military either. Stealing valor really makes you feel like a piece of shit idk how joe can manage it for 30 yrs. I barely lasted a hour
28 comments
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-07
I don't care how much of a faggot it makes me that scene always causes me to leave the room because I have something in my eye.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-07
A cock
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-07
That isn't in my eye.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-07
A cock in his eye would make him smile the finook
1 suirogerg 2019-06-07
Yep.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-07
Lt. Dan was a good man. Could’ve fucked Forrest out of a lot of fruit company money
1 littlepeteferguson 2019-06-07
In the book "Gump&Co" Lt Dan actually did fuck Forrest out of a lot of money
1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-06-07
That was a pretty dark book.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-07
Didn’t he fuck Jenny, too?
1 aRTie02150 2019-06-07
Gets me too.
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-07
Kevin Smith would never understand that feeling. His faggot tears are reserved for the marvel universe and disney films.
1 notasodomite 2019-06-07
He challenged God and won. That is not logos!
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-06-07
It brings a tear to me eye.. Eye eye eye
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-06-07
That guy has amazing nipples.
1 notasodomite 2019-06-07
There they are. Just out there lookin at ya. Got one on over there and one over here. Those are some good nipples.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-07
Look imma be real with you. I cam back from Afganistan and i was a pretty heavy drinker. Ptsd through the roof. The sub really helped. I mean its not the sole reason i quit drinking but it was definitely nice having something to check daily and stay in society in some capacity. Ill save you the sob story. Have a good job, a wife and a kid on the way now. Thanks r/opieandanthony
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-06-07
But do you have a plastic dinosaur in your backyard ?? Only then will you know true happiness.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-07
He has real dinosaurs come over for poker and selfies every Saturday night
1 Confetti_Head 2019-06-07
Did you used to talk about drinking at work? There was someone that did and I remember telling them to just look at how Nana turned out. If that was you, congrats.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-07
No and i wasnt in the military either. Stealing valor really makes you feel like a piece of shit idk how joe can manage it for 30 yrs. I barely lasted a hour
1 Jungies 2019-06-07
God damn that's funny.
1 Confetti_Head 2019-06-07
Goddamn I'm a dumb fag.
1 kingship75 2019-06-07
Well done.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-06-07
A wife on the way? Slovakian mail order I assume?
Where'd you order a kid from though?
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-06-07
Magic Legs!!!
1 rdoran93 2019-06-07
jenny was a whore. i wouldn’t have even allowed to her to receive my seed
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-07
She would have provided you with the gift of the HIV.
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-07
"but you aint got a successful podcast LT.Cumia"