no i meant virgin like its brand new not virgin like it hasnt had sex yet, i mean phones cant even have sex so i dont know how you could make that mistake, and even if a phone could have sex it wouldnt have a large enough vagina to put a human male penis in, the average phone is like the size of a large hamster and i dont think you could even try to have sex with a hamster, i mean even if you didnt mind its squealing and biting and scratching its just not possible to get a human male penis into a female hamsters vagina, not even the tip, i mean there are some guys with really small penises in the world but i dont think even the guy with the smallest penis could have sex with a hamster that has the largest vagina of any hamster
Only one very big problem moron...No one EVER searches my name. What do you think, I’m putting in a job application at Panera Bread... at 60?? Maybe they’ll google the guitar players name when they hire a cover band!!! Yeah!!!! That’s it!!!!
UGH!!! What a bunch of fucking idiots. DOY!! YA GOT ME!!!! Hrrrr HRRR HRRRR! Losers.
i've got a lot of joe copypasta saved up maybe i should just switch to communicating exclusively with that
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1 call-me-winston 2019-06-06
my friend had to ask me how to spell cumia to google the joe documentary on his virgin phone last week and its still the first result
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-06
More importantly, has he fucked the phone yet?
1 call-me-winston 2019-06-06
no i meant virgin like its brand new not virgin like it hasnt had sex yet, i mean phones cant even have sex so i dont know how you could make that mistake, and even if a phone could have sex it wouldnt have a large enough vagina to put a human male penis in, the average phone is like the size of a large hamster and i dont think you could even try to have sex with a hamster, i mean even if you didnt mind its squealing and biting and scratching its just not possible to get a human male penis into a female hamsters vagina, not even the tip, i mean there are some guys with really small penises in the world but i dont think even the guy with the smallest penis could have sex with a hamster that has the largest vagina of any hamster
1 call-me-winston 2019-06-06
wait were you kidding
1 xterraroc 2019-06-06
Joe... stfu!
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-06
It's ARJ... Alternative Redditalt joeH.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-06
It opens up and you put it in your ass
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-06
Cumia is spelled how it sounds... how could it have taken more than 2 attempts?
1 killgav 2019-06-06
Bravo sir, bravo !
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-06
Or look in the mirror.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-06
Only one very big problem moron...No one EVER searches my name. What do you think, I’m putting in a job application at Panera Bread... at 60?? Maybe they’ll google the guitar players name when they hire a cover band!!! Yeah!!!! That’s it!!!!
UGH!!! What a bunch of fucking idiots. DOY!! YA GOT ME!!!! Hrrrr HRRR HRRRR! Losers.
i've got a lot of joe copypasta saved up maybe i should just switch to communicating exclusively with that
1 JumboYumYums 2019-06-06
This is almost indistinguishable from the real thing, very nice.
1 Joeybeans1200 2019-06-06
Too many paragraphs. Dumb boomers type in one continuous paragraph for some reason.